{"id":1984,"date":"2010-02-05T12:00:34","date_gmt":"2010-02-05T19:00:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1984"},"modified":"2010-02-07T08:35:39","modified_gmt":"2010-02-07T15:35:39","slug":"lol-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1984","title":{"rendered":"LOL!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night was one of THOSE nights where you don&#8217;t say anything to piss me off or I am going to bite your head off.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s been a rough week as it is and I didn&#8217;t need any bullshit.<br \/>\nI IMed my friend and told her I was about ready to snap. \u00a0 She calmed me down after 500 questions and realized I was just being bitchy.<br \/>\nFinally, having enough I looked over and let it out, &#8220;WOULD YOU STOP GLARING AT ME!? GOD! You have been glaring at me all damn night!&#8221;<br \/>\nHis mouth dropped open.&#8221;I have an EYE INFECTION! I am not glaring, I am looking at you! I JUST HAVE TO SQUINT!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, I might have been a little bit bitchy the other night.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night was one of THOSE nights where you don&#8217;t say anything to piss me off or I am going to bite your head off. It&#8217;s been a rough week as it is and I didn&#8217;t need any bullshit. I IMed my friend and told her I was about ready to snap. \u00a0 She calmed&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1984","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1984","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1984"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1984\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1984"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1984"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1984"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}