{"id":1977,"date":"2010-01-05T21:55:05","date_gmt":"2010-01-06T04:55:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1977"},"modified":"2010-01-06T14:40:09","modified_gmt":"2010-01-06T21:40:09","slug":"happy-birthday-susie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1977","title":{"rendered":"Happy Birthday, Susie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><meta http-equiv=\"Content-Type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\" \/><meta name=\"ProgId\" content=\"Word.Document\" \/><meta name=\"Generator\" content=\"Microsoft Word 12\" \/><meta name=\"Originator\" content=\"Microsoft Word 12\" \/>\n<link href=\"file:\/\/\/C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CVINCUL%7E1.NCA%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml\" rel=\"File-List\" \/>\n<link href=\"file:\/\/\/C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CVINCUL%7E1.NCA%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_themedata.thmx\" rel=\"themeData\" \/>\n<link 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\tmso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast; \tmso-hansi-font-family:Calibri; \tmso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;} <\/style>\n\n < ![endif]--><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\">I was lucky enough to be allowed in the emails that started this birthday wish for you, Susie.<br \/>\nAs they came pouring in I thought, \u201cHow the hell am I going to be able to even come close or find something that hasn\u2019t been said already?<br \/>\nWell the answer is, I can\u2019t. You have such amazing people in your life that love you so much that they used up all the words to express how much you mean to them.<br \/>\nAll I can say is; you are the rock and glue that holds our blog family together. I love you and all the strength you have brought to us when we were down and the praises you bestowed upon us during the high times.<br \/>\nLove,<br \/>\nYour Princess.<o><\/o><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><em><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\">Now I give to you;\u00a0 To and About Susie<\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\"><o><\/o><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\">How could anyone NOT love Susie? Without her, I wouldn\u2019t have the term \u201cBooty Flies\u201d in my vocabulary;\u00a0 I wouldn\u2019t have sisters in my life;\u00a0 my husband wouldn\u2019t have had his Lyme Disease diagnosed as quickly as he did;\u00a0 and, my Christmas tree wouldn\u2019t have crabs.<br \/>\nSusie, may this 40-tenth birthday of yours usher in an era of good health,\u00a0 and may the year ahead shower you with laughter, love and peace in the same measure as you give the same things to the world at large.\u00a0 I love you, my sister.\u00a0 Happy Birthday!<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\"> <o><\/o><\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\">Love, Shari<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\"><o><\/o><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\">\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\"><o><\/o><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\">Oh, Susie \u2013 well, you came and you gave without taking While I acted so gay Oh, Susie \u2013 made me drinks that were stirred and not shaken Where is Gumby today?<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Consolas\"><o><\/o><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\">For the bootyflies, and the Gumby porn, and the monkey socks, and the Angel Tamponia, and for putting up with all of my bullshit during my Big Fat Mid-Life Crisis, and for being my innernets adopted sister, I salute you, send you all my love, and wish you the happiest of birthdays! Now, go eat some cake before I start blubbering.<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Consolas\"><o><\/o><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\">Love,<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Consolas\"><o><\/o><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\">Bucky<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Consolas\"><o><\/o><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\">\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\"><o><\/o><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 12pt\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\"><br \/>\nThere are well over 50 reasons why I love Susie, but the main reason is that she has booty flies.\u00a0 Every time I think of her booty flies, I am overcome with laughter; just the mere hint of the story sets me to giggling.\u00a0 Another reason I adore her is because she\u2019s a fiercely loving, strong, soft-hearted, kind, involved, and in-love parent to her daughter, LG.\u00a0 I so admire her adoration of,\u00a0concern for, and involvement in her child\u2019s life.\u00a0 Susie also loves Our Lord, and she seems to integrate that fact into every aspect of her life so seamlessly and effortlessly.\u00a0 I pray that Susie\u2019s 50th birthday, and all the many, many birthdays and years ahead, are filled with as much love and support as we blogfriends know she so richly deserves.\u00a0 I love you, Susie Fairchild!!!<br \/>\nLove, Raz<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\"><o><\/o><\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\">\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\"><o><\/o><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\">In the years I have known Susie I have seen her in top form, and have seen her when she was sick and weighted with despair. \u00a0Through that time, \u00a0her courage, her unflagging good humour, her optimism, and her calling to reach out and help people has been an inspiration to us all. \u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\"><o><\/o><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\">I gravitate towards people who make me laugh, and of course she does that. \u00a0But in so many other ways, my friendship with Susie nourishes my soul. \u00a0I feel like a better person just because Susie is in my life.<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\"><o><\/o><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\">Plus, you know, she has great hooters.<br \/>\n-Nils<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Consolas\"><o><\/o><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\">Don\u2019t wanna be<br \/>\nTardy to the Par-tay<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Consolas\"> <o><\/o><\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\">On Susie\u2019s Birth-day<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Consolas\"><o><\/o><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\">Everybody do a little Birthday Dance.<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Consolas\"><o><\/o><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\">This is also where you\u2019re glad this isn\u2019t video.<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Consolas\"><o><\/o><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\">Have a wonderful day &#8211; no a wonderful YEAR!<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Consolas\"><o><\/o><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\">You don\u2019t look a bit older than the day I met you.<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Consolas\"><o><\/o><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\">Happy Birthday! From Allisone<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Consolas\"><o><\/o><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\"><br \/>\nA Haiku for Susie:<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\"> <o><\/o><\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\">Susie, I celebrate you<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Consolas\"><o><\/o><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\">Thankfully grateful<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Consolas\"><o><\/o><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\">For your effervescent charm<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Consolas\"><o><\/o><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\"><br \/>\nFrom Sue (of the Charlotte and Sue variety)<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\"><o><\/o><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; color: black\">Susie is the first person I adopted as my blog sister.\u00a0 I love her sense of humor, from the booty flies to the best Thanksgiving turkey post ever.\u00a0 She\u2019s been through so many different ups and downs since I first knew her but she still has that sense of humor.\u00a0 I\u2019m so blessed to have been able to meet her in real life, too.\u00a0 There\u2019s no way I can do her justice here, so I\u2019ll just say \u201cSusie, I love you and Happy Birthday.\u201d<br \/>\nSquirl<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\"> <o><\/o><\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\">\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Consolas\"><o><\/o><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\"><br \/>\nSomething Susie said on my blog:<br \/>\nMarch 22, 2005<br \/>\n\u201cI knew I would like writing, so that\u2019s why I started. What I had no idea about was how wonderful it would be to meet the bloggers, the commenter\u2019s, to chat and tease and play with them, and care about them. It is an alternate universe here. I have tried to tell non-bloggers about it, and they don\u2019t quite get it. I think it\u2019s like Mark Twain said, about faith: for those who believe, no explanation is necessary; for those who don\u2019t, none is possible.\u201d<br \/>\nI am very happy to have \u201cmet\u201d you, Susie. \u00a0You add to my life.<br \/>\nLove, Joseph (Greenthumb)<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\"><o><\/o><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 12pt\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\">Susie just makes the world a better place. That is really all I need to say because someone here will most definitely say what i WANT to say more eloquently and wittier than I ever could. Susie has always been there for me, I mean, REALLY been there for me. I could not be happier that our worlds collided in the blogosphere and she has deemed me worthy to hang with her in any capacity. I love you Susie, you are an amazing person\u2026I am honored to be your friend. Happy Birthday!!!<br \/>\nLove, Jana<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\"> <o><\/o><\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\">\u00a0<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Consolas\"><o><\/o><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\">Online there\u2019s a woman named Susie<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Consolas\"><o><\/o><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\">Whose sense of humor is quite a doozy<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Consolas\"><o><\/o><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\">She jokes and she rants<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Consolas\"><o><\/o><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\">\u2018Til I pee in my pants<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Consolas\"><o><\/o><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\">Happy Birthday, you crazy old floozy!<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Consolas\"><o><\/o><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\">Love,<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Consolas\"><o><\/o><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\">Charlotte<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Consolas\"><o><\/o><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\">\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Consolas\"><o><\/o><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\">\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Consolas\"><o><\/o><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\">\u201cIf Jesus was a team captain in a gym class and he was picking teams, he would pick Susie first. Not because of her religious beliefs but because she is honest, caring, funny, loyal to her friends (and team mates) and she is just a blast to be around. If the Devil were a team captain in a gym class, he would pick Susie first for the same reasons. And she is not afraid to say Motherfucker.\u201d<br \/>\nLove, Bill <\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; font-family: Consolas\"><o><\/o><\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\"><o>\u00a0<\/o><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\">Please feel free to wish our amazing friend, Susie a VERY happy 20+30 birthday!<br \/>\n(even if you did on her Facebook page, it won\u2019t hurt to do it again!)<o><\/o><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was lucky enough to be allowed in the emails that started this birthday wish for you, Susie. 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