{"id":1961,"date":"2009-10-20T19:54:32","date_gmt":"2009-10-21T02:54:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1961"},"modified":"2009-10-20T19:54:33","modified_gmt":"2009-10-21T02:54:33","slug":"please-no","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1961","title":{"rendered":"Please no&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Once in the plane as we were heading to elevation I was stuck next to a skydiver that insisted on singing.\u00a0 As the first bunch of jumpers exited the plane, he turned and sang to me, &#8220;Noooowww, I&#8217;ve hadddd the timeeee of my lifffeeeee&#8230;&#8221; in full Dirty Dancing, Patrick Swayze style.<br \/>\n&#8220;Dude&#8230;seriously&#8230; I do NOT want that to be the song stuck in my head when I am in free fall or under canopy! Let alone the LAST song I hear if I die!&#8221;\u00a0 He laughed and exited the plane and I followed, soon forgetting every thought in my head.<\/p>\n<p>On the way home a car fishtailed to a stop and I had to swerve to miss hitting him. I&#8217;m pretty alert most of the time, but it was at that moment that I was getting my car-dance on and singing at the top of my lungs.<br \/>\nThe sad thing is, the last thought through my head if I had died at that moment would have been, &#8220;Dear God, do not let &#8216;Baby Got Back&#8217; be the last song I ever hear!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once in the plane as we were heading to elevation I was stuck next to a skydiver that insisted on singing.\u00a0 As the first bunch of jumpers exited the plane, he turned and sang to me, &#8220;Noooowww, I&#8217;ve hadddd the timeeee of my lifffeeeee&#8230;&#8221; in full Dirty Dancing, Patrick Swayze style. &#8220;Dude&#8230;seriously&#8230; I do NOT&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1961","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1961","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1961"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1961\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1961"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1961"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1961"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}