{"id":1953,"date":"2009-09-17T02:17:18","date_gmt":"2009-09-17T09:17:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1953"},"modified":"2009-09-17T02:17:18","modified_gmt":"2009-09-17T09:17:18","slug":"ha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1953","title":{"rendered":"Ha."},"content":{"rendered":"

Ruka: “You safe? Text me and let me know you’re going to be fine so I can go to bed.”
\nMe: “I’m fantastic..”
\n2 minutes later:
\nMe: “Or I just might be the guy holding your friend hostage.”<\/p>\n

I’m thinking she didn’t think it was as funny I did.<\/p>\n

In my defense, I did send her an email when I got home to let her know that I was safe.\u00a0 There is the benefit of being a sky diver…after her watching me jump out of\u00a0 plane alone, everything I do from that point on looks tame and safe in comparison.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ruka: “You safe? Text me and let me know you’re going to be fine so I can go to bed.” Me: “I’m fantastic..” 2 minutes later: Me: “Or I just might be the guy holding your friend hostage.” I’m thinking she didn’t think it was as funny I did. In my defense, I did send…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1953","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1953","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1953"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1953\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1953"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1953"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1953"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}