{"id":1950,"date":"2009-09-09T18:26:24","date_gmt":"2009-09-10T01:26:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1950"},"modified":"2009-09-09T18:26:24","modified_gmt":"2009-09-10T01:26:24","slug":"unexpected-emails","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1950","title":{"rendered":"Unexpected Emails…"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Checked my email today and got a message from our marriage counselor.
\n“It’s never to late to jump start your marriage…”<\/p>\n

My first thought was, ‘ouch’.\u00a0 Then I talked it over with my co-worker and decided that this wonderful counselor needed a reply to her email.
\nIt went something like this:<\/p>\n

Thanks for the email all these months later.\u00a0 I’m doing pretty good.\u00a0 If you want to know how my husband is doing you’ll probably have to get in touch with him.\u00a0 You can probably get a hold of him at\u00a0 ‘ with_his_new_girlfriend @ officewhore dot com ‘<\/p>\n

I’m thinking I will be taken off her mailing list now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Checked my email today and got a message from our marriage counselor. “It’s never to late to jump start your marriage…” My first thought was, ‘ouch’.\u00a0 Then I talked it over with my co-worker and decided that this wonderful counselor needed a reply to her email. It went something like this: Thanks for the email…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1950","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1950","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1950"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1950\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1950"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1950"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1950"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}