{"id":1937,"date":"2009-07-26T00:32:58","date_gmt":"2009-07-26T07:32:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1937"},"modified":"2009-07-26T00:32:58","modified_gmt":"2009-07-26T07:32:58","slug":"yeahit-would-happen-to-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1937","title":{"rendered":"yeah&#8230;it would happen to me&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On my first jump out I had a parachute malfunction. I didn&#8217;t panic and kicked my way out of it.\u00a0 Scared the shit out of me though. It was good it happened though, showed me how I do in an emergency situation, but when I saw all those lines crossed, I was like, &#8220;NO FUCKING WAY! NOT ON MY FIRST FUCKING JUMP!&#8221;<br \/>\nMy first thought was, &#8220;No I am not going to have my first cut away on my first jump!&#8221; I grabbed the lines and pulled them apart and just kicked myself around until the lines unraveled and the chute opened up all the way.\u00a0 Talk about a feeling of accomplishment. I was sort of hoping for that to happen after about 30 or so jumps. Yeah, not this girl.<\/p>\n<p>And by the way&#8230;the earth is a VERY hard planet and not very forgiving.\u00a0 I broke my toe on that same first jump.<br \/>\nSo when I say I am covered from head to toe in bruises&#8230;I mean it.<\/p>\n<p>I see a new folder in my pictures. &#8220;Kristine&#8217;s skydiving injuries.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On my first jump out I had a parachute malfunction. I didn&#8217;t panic and kicked my way out of it.\u00a0 Scared the shit out of me though. It was good it happened though, showed me how I do in an emergency situation, but when I saw all those lines crossed, I was like, &#8220;NO FUCKING&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1937","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1937","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1937"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1937\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1937"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1937"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1937"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}