{"id":1911,"date":"2009-06-14T06:40:26","date_gmt":"2009-06-14T13:40:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1911"},"modified":"2009-06-14T06:40:26","modified_gmt":"2009-06-14T13:40:26","slug":"the-sky-is-the-limit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1911","title":{"rendered":"The sky is the limit."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/3624713222_0f484fc181.jpg\" alt=\"3624713222_0f484fc181.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Just in case I hit the earth at 233 miles an hour because the chute didn&#8217;t open:<\/p>\n<p>1. Drain my body of whatever fluids are left and bury me in the skinny jeans I have hanging in my closet.<br \/>\n2. My daughters: My only purpose in life to was to keep you off the pole. Finish school then finish college.<br \/>\n3. My stuff is all lame, so come over and grab what you want.<br \/>\n4. Bury me with the D300.<br \/>\n5. I love you. I will always love you.<\/p>\n<p>Alrighty then.\u00a0 I&#8217;m ready for this.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and I wanted the last potential picture of me to be one where I look like I am standing next to Robert DeNiro.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just in case I hit the earth at 233 miles an hour because the chute didn&#8217;t open: 1. Drain my body of whatever fluids are left and bury me in the skinny jeans I have hanging in my closet. 2. My daughters: My only purpose in life to was to keep you off the pole&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1911","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1911","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1911"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1911\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1911"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1911"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1911"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}