{"id":1909,"date":"2009-06-10T23:02:15","date_gmt":"2009-06-11T06:02:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1909"},"modified":"2009-06-10T23:11:04","modified_gmt":"2009-06-11T06:11:04","slug":"you-know-that-thing-i-said-i-would-never-do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1909","title":{"rendered":"You know that thing I said I would never do?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3318\/3616261554_1a30ae231a.jpg\" width=\"348\" height=\"500\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;M DOING IT!!!<\/p>\n<p>I really need to stop driving home from work because it&#8217;s in that hour drive that I get those wild hairs!\u00a0\u00a0 First the motorcycle and now this.<\/p>\n<p>AND NOW THIS!! OMG&#8230; Fuh-REAKING out excited.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not in the waiting room. I&#8217;m not missing a damn thing, baby!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;M DOING IT!!! I really need to stop driving home from work because it&#8217;s in that hour drive that I get those wild hairs!\u00a0\u00a0 First the motorcycle and now this. AND NOW THIS!! OMG&#8230; Fuh-REAKING out excited. I&#8217;m not in the waiting room. I&#8217;m not missing a damn thing, baby!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1909","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1909","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1909"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1909\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1909"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1909"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1909"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}