{"id":1903,"date":"2009-05-20T13:39:06","date_gmt":"2009-05-20T20:39:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1903"},"modified":"2009-05-20T13:39:06","modified_gmt":"2009-05-20T20:39:06","slug":"dead-body-found","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1903","title":{"rendered":"Dead Body Found"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There was a dead body found by the dumpsters by my work today.<\/p>\n<p>Shaun&#8217;s not answering his texts.<\/p>\n<p>I swear to God I didn&#8217;t do it!<\/p>\n<p>:)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There was a dead body found by the dumpsters by my work today. Shaun&#8217;s not answering his texts. I swear to God I didn&#8217;t do it! :)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1903","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1903","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1903"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1903\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1903"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1903"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1903"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}