{"id":1884,"date":"2009-04-01T23:45:35","date_gmt":"2009-04-02T06:45:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1884"},"modified":"2009-04-01T23:45:35","modified_gmt":"2009-04-02T06:45:35","slug":"i-wish-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1884","title":{"rendered":"I WISH!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I wish for something, you comment back granting me that wish and then fuck it up and then ask for your own wish.<\/p>\n<p>Example:<br \/>\nrandomandodd: I wish I could get it together.<br \/>\nyou: GRANTED! but once you get it all together you realize it\u2019s in boxes and on a U-haul to nowhere.\u00a0 I wish I had a million dollars.<br \/>\nsomeoneelse: GRANTED! but you have to give that million to your ex-wife. i wish\u2026<\/p>\n<p>and so starts the cycle.<\/p>\n<p>SO let\u2019s start with me.<\/p>\n<p><strong>I wish I could just write the damn letter and get it over with!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wish for something, you comment back granting me that wish and then fuck it up and then ask for your own wish. Example: randomandodd: I wish I could get it together. you: GRANTED! but once you get it all together you realize it\u2019s in boxes and on a U-haul to nowhere.\u00a0 I wish I&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1884","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1884","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1884"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1884\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1884"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1884"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1884"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}