{"id":1883,"date":"2009-03-31T23:22:37","date_gmt":"2009-04-01T06:22:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1883"},"modified":"2009-03-31T23:23:25","modified_gmt":"2009-04-01T06:23:25","slug":"im-never-taking-this-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1883","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m never taking this off!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3435\/3403915326_262768d596.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock<\/p>\n<p>Scissors cut paper.<br \/>\nPaper covers rock.<br \/>\nRock crushes lizard.<br \/>\nLizard poisons Spock.<br \/>\nSpock smashes scissors.<br \/>\nScissors decapitate lizard.<br \/>\nLizard eats paper.<br \/>\nPaper disproves Spock.<br \/>\nSpock vaporizes rock.<br \/>\nand as always&#8230;<br \/>\nRock crushes scissors.<\/p>\n<p>Anyone else get this and think it&#8217;s the COOLEST thing ever? &#8230;or am I a total geek?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock Scissors cut paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard. Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes scissors. Scissors decapitate lizard. Lizard eats paper. Paper disproves Spock. Spock vaporizes rock. and as always&#8230; Rock crushes scissors. Anyone else get this and think it&#8217;s the COOLEST thing ever? &#8230;or am I a total geek?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1883","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1883","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1883"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1883\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1883"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1883"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1883"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}