{"id":1875,"date":"2009-03-02T21:44:28","date_gmt":"2009-03-03T04:44:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1875"},"modified":"2009-03-02T21:44:28","modified_gmt":"2009-03-03T04:44:28","slug":"i-never-know-what-to-expect","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1875","title":{"rendered":"I never know what to expect."},"content":{"rendered":"

“Do you need anything from the store?” Shaun asks.
\n“CARMEX!” Kara yells from the bedroom, where normally she can’t hear anything, but when someone is making a trip to the store she has super sonic hearing.
\n“Kristine, do YOU need anything?” He asks again.
\n“Mmmmm…no, don’t think so.” I answer.
\nShea and Alyx come running in, “Peanut Butter AND Jelly!”
\n“You need both?” he asks.
\n“YES!”
\n“Well, then you know what time it is?”<\/p>\n

And then Shaun and the girls, as if rehearsed, burst out singing\u00a0 Peanut Butter Jelly Time<\/strong><\/a>.\u00a0 Including the dance. I sit in awe of how their minds all work on the same level at the same time.<\/p>\n

Please tell me I’m not alone when it comes to random acts of weirdness in the home.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“Do you need anything from the store?” Shaun asks. “CARMEX!” Kara yells from the bedroom, where normally she can’t hear anything, but when someone is making a trip to the store she has super sonic hearing. “Kristine, do YOU need anything?” He asks again. “Mmmmm…no, don’t think so.” I answer. Shea and Alyx come running…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1875","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1875","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1875"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1875\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1875"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1875"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1875"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}