{"id":1874,"date":"2009-02-25T09:42:44","date_gmt":"2009-02-25T16:42:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1874"},"modified":"2009-02-25T09:42:44","modified_gmt":"2009-02-25T16:42:44","slug":"have-you-ever-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1874","title":{"rendered":"Have you ever&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a totally hypothetical situation.<br \/>\nI am going to change the wording around a little bit because just in case someone is reading this and doesn&#8217;t believe me when I say &#8216;hypothetical&#8217;.\u00a0 Really, who believes someone when they say, &#8220;hypothetically&#8221;. See, right there, I tossed that word into the &#8221; &#8221; because I either don&#8217;t believe the word is actually a word or it&#8217;s just a word that is being loosely used.\u00a0\u00a0 The fact that word, &#8216;totally&#8217; is thrown in front of the word hypothetical is almost like trying to convince your mother that you didn&#8217;t skip school, all the while your face is twitching and your sweating buckets.<\/p>\n<p>So, to my questions that is totally hypothetical;<\/p>\n<p>Has someone ever been &#8220;Blah, blah, blah&#8230;(this is a form of wording used to decribe that someone is either saying something monumentally stupid, totally irrelevant, or just talking shit out of the side of her (or his) mouth &#8211;in this case, ALL THREE) &#8230;blah&#8230;blah&#8230;.Blllllllllahhhhhh.&#8221;<br \/>\nand then you&#8217;re all, &#8220;Shut the fuck up, Bitch.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>?<\/p>\n<p>Hypothetically speaking, I&#8217;m the one thinking; &#8216;shut the fuck up, bitch&#8217;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a totally hypothetical situation. I am going to change the wording around a little bit because just in case someone is reading this and doesn&#8217;t believe me when I say &#8216;hypothetical&#8217;.\u00a0 Really, who believes someone when they say, &#8220;hypothetically&#8221;. See, right there, I tossed that word into the &#8221; &#8221; because I either don&#8217;t&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1874","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1874","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1874"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1874\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1874"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1874"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1874"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}