{"id":1870,"date":"2009-02-18T12:08:47","date_gmt":"2009-02-18T19:08:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1870"},"modified":"2009-02-18T12:08:47","modified_gmt":"2009-02-18T19:08:47","slug":"today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1870","title":{"rendered":"Today&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I wish they had realistic horoscopes.<\/p>\n<p>Today mine would read, &#8220;Just go on ahead and sream FUCK! at the top of your lungs. You&#8217;re going to need it to get throughout the day. In fact&#8230;spend the first 3 hours of your day just doing that.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wish they had realistic horoscopes. Today mine would read, &#8220;Just go on ahead and sream FUCK! at the top of your lungs. You&#8217;re going to need it to get throughout the day. In fact&#8230;spend the first 3 hours of your day just doing that.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1870","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1870","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1870"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1870\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1870"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1870"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1870"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}