{"id":187,"date":"2005-04-09T18:01:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-10T01:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=187"},"modified":"2005-04-09T18:01:00","modified_gmt":"2005-04-10T01:01:00","slug":"sugar-and-spice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=187","title":{"rendered":"Sugar and Spice?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/8935136\/\"><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/obnoxiousaries\/8935136\/\" title=\"Photo Sharing\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/photos7.flickr.com\/8935136_fe2613bf5a_m.jpg\" width=\"240\" height=\"222\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Last night in between bingo sessions, my friend and I were coming up with ways to keep ourselves from falling asleep. We played M.A.S.H.<\/p>\n<p>This morning I was telling Shaun, &#8220;We played M.A.S.H. during half-time.&#8221;<br \/>\nHe looked at me weird. &#8220;You played M*A*S*H*? like the the tv show?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;No.&#8221; I explained, &#8220;Mansion, Apartment, Shack and House&#8221;<br \/>\nHe didn&#8217;t get it.<\/p>\n<p>I tried to explain that is what little girls did around 11 &amp;12 years old (and sometimes when they are 33 years old and really bored). They pick husbands, cars, places to live, number of children and that&#8217;s M.A.S.H.<br \/>\nHe still didn&#8217;t get it.<\/p>\n<p>I guess that&#8217;s why I get to wear nail polish, smell good perfume and high heels. I played M.A.S.H when I was a little girl.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night in between bingo sessions, my friend and I were coming up with ways to keep ourselves from falling asleep. We played M.A.S.H. This morning I was telling Shaun, &#8220;We played M.A.S.H. during half-time.&#8221; He looked at me weird. &#8220;You played M*A*S*H*? like the the tv show?&#8221; &#8220;No.&#8221; I explained, &#8220;Mansion, Apartment, Shack and House&#8221; He didn&#8217;t get it. I tried to explain that is what little girls did around 11 &amp;12 years old (and sometimes when they are 33 years old and really bored). They pick husbands, cars, places to live, number of children and that&#8217;s M.A.S.H. He still didn&#8217;t get it. I guess that&#8217;s why I get to wear nail polish, smell good perfume and high heels. I played M.A.S.H when I was a little girl.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-187","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=187"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}