{"id":1862,"date":"2009-01-28T20:40:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-29T03:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1862"},"modified":"2009-01-28T20:40:00","modified_gmt":"2009-01-29T03:40:00","slug":"remember-i-wish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1862","title":{"rendered":"Remember; “I wish”?"},"content":{"rendered":"

I wish for something, you comment back granting me that wish and then fuck it up and then ask for your own wish.<\/p>\n

Example:
\nrandomandodd: I wish I could get it together.
\nyou: GRANTED! but once you get it all together you realize it’s in boxes and on a U-haul to nowhere.\u00a0 I wish I had a million dollars.
\nsomeoneelse: GRANTED! but you have to give that million to your ex-wife. i wish…<\/p>\n

and so starts the cycle.<\/p>\n

SO let’s start with me.<\/p>\n

I wish my body didn’t look like I was pregnant with the Michelin Tire baby.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I wish for something, you comment back granting me that wish and then fuck it up and then ask for your own wish. Example: randomandodd: I wish I could get it together. you: GRANTED! but once you get it all together you realize it’s in boxes and on a U-haul to nowhere.\u00a0 I wish I…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1862","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1862","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1862"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1862\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1862"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1862"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1862"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}