{"id":1857,"date":"2009-01-20T04:00:04","date_gmt":"2009-01-20T11:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1857"},"modified":"2009-01-20T04:00:04","modified_gmt":"2009-01-20T11:00:04","slug":"confession-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1857","title":{"rendered":"Confession #1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3256\/3208600794_511ef5234b.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"411\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve never ate guacamole before.\u00a0 The color turned me off.<br \/>\nHonestly, it wasn&#8217;t that good.<\/p>\n<p>It being 2009, and 2009 being one son of bitch, I decided that I&#8217;m not going to let me stop doing what I promised to do. Be a better me and try new things.\u00a0 This one of them.<br \/>\nHonestly, it tasted like eww.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I live in California and I hate guacamole. DON&#8217;T YOU JUDGE ME!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve never ate guacamole before.\u00a0 The color turned me off. Honestly, it wasn&#8217;t that good. It being 2009, and 2009 being one son of bitch, I decided that I&#8217;m not going to let me stop doing what I promised to do. Be a better me and try new things.\u00a0 This one of them. Honestly, it&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1857","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1857","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1857"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1857\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1857"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1857"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1857"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}