{"id":1853,"date":"2009-01-11T12:27:40","date_gmt":"2009-01-11T19:27:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1853"},"modified":"2009-01-11T12:27:40","modified_gmt":"2009-01-11T19:27:40","slug":"sniff-can-you-smell-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1853","title":{"rendered":"*sniff* can you smell that?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No, it&#8217;s not teen spirit or sex and candy.<\/p>\n<p>I have super sonic smelling.\u00a0 No, I&#8217;m not pregnant. Jesus people!<\/p>\n<p>For some reason, maybe I am a mutant freak from the antibiotics, but I can smell everything with extreme sensitivity.<\/p>\n<p>Perfume is out of the question.\u00a0 I put some on the other day and I complained ALL day about it. When I got home, I took a shower and I could still smell it.\u00a0 I put on some lotion from Bath and Body Works, same thing.<br \/>\n&#8220;Oh my god, I STINK!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;EWW, I SMELL LIKE OLD LADY!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I feel all icky!!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not sure why this is happening, but it&#8217;s horribly uncomfortable for me&#8230;BECAUSE I SMOKE!\u00a0 Is this some stupid joke on my system?\u00a0 I already know that smoking stinks, but I don&#8217;t notice it unless it&#8217;s cold, early or not me smoking.\u00a0 Now, I can smell everything, all the time.<br \/>\nFood has been one of those things that usually has a pleasant smell&#8230;not so much anymore.\u00a0 Things are either too much or tangy in my nose.\u00a0 Nothing really smells good.<\/p>\n<p>Curse or Dream? I haven&#8217;t figured out which one yet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, it&#8217;s not teen spirit or sex and candy. I have super sonic smelling.\u00a0 No, I&#8217;m not pregnant. Jesus people! For some reason, maybe I am a mutant freak from the antibiotics, but I can smell everything with extreme sensitivity. Perfume is out of the question.\u00a0 I put some on the other day and I&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1853","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1853","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1853"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1853\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1853"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1853"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1853"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}