{"id":1845,"date":"2009-01-03T11:28:40","date_gmt":"2009-01-03T18:28:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1845"},"modified":"2009-01-03T11:28:40","modified_gmt":"2009-01-03T18:28:40","slug":"clearing-throat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1845","title":{"rendered":"*clearing throat*"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>OUCH!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I have trampoline burns on my elbows!<br \/>\nI&#8217;m not even going to mention that every muscle in my body is REALLY pissed at me.<\/p>\n<p>Guess what? I&#8217;m still alive though.<\/p>\n<p>Going to go whimper for another hour and then get up and push past it. *whimper*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OUCH! I have trampoline burns on my elbows! I&#8217;m not even going to mention that every muscle in my body is REALLY pissed at me. Guess what? I&#8217;m still alive though. Going to go whimper for another hour and then get up and push past it. *whimper*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1845","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1845","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1845"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1845\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1845"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1845"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1845"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}