Merry Widow<\/a>:<\/p>\n1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME (Name of first pet \/ Street where you live): Dumpy Duke<\/strong><\/p>\n2. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME (First word you see on your left \/ Favorite restaurant): Starbuck Mandango<\/strong><\/p>\n3. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS (Favorite Spice \/ Last Foreign Vacation Spot): Salt Maui<\/strong><\/p>\n4. “FLY GIRL\/BOY” ALIAS (First Initial \/ First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name) :K-Sto<\/strong><\/p>\n5. ICON ALIAS (Something Sweet Within Sight \/ Any Liquid in Your Kitchen):Cotton Blossom Coke<\/strong><\/p>\n6. DETECTIVE ALIAS (Favorite Baby Animal \/ Where You Went to High School): Honey-Badger Enterprise<\/strong><\/p>\n7. BARFLY ALIAS(Last Snack Food You Ate \/ Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink) : Mint Cookie Captain<\/strong><\/p>\n8. SOAP OPERA ALIAS (Middle Name \/ Street Where You First Lived: Louise Rt44<\/strong><\/p>\n9. ROCK STAR ALIAS (Favorite Candy \/ Last Name Of Favorite Musician): Reeses Green<\/strong><\/p>\n10. YOUR STAR WARS NAME ( First 2 letters of your first name and the first 3 Letters from your last name makes your first name. Take the first 2 letters of your mother’s maiden name and the first 3 letters of the city you were born in for your last name) : Krsto CoRed<\/strong>
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\nAnything to avoid doing what I should be doing.<\/strong>
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\nShaun wants the computer. BYE!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"First list: Things I should be doing: 1. My Ex’s final paper. 2. Finding The Fonz’s “I’m a bad ass with a gun” picture 3. Letting Shaun use the computer so he can work on his “Pope Idol” peice. Second List: A list I stole from the Merry Widow: 1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME (Name of first pet \/ Street where you live): Dumpy Duke 2. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME (First word you see on your left \/ Favorite restaurant): Starbuck Mandango 3. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS (Favorite Spice \/ Last Foreign Vacation Spot): Salt Maui 4. “FLY GIRL\/BOY” ALIAS (First Initial \/ First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name) :K-Sto 5. ICON ALIAS (Something Sweet Within Sight \/ Any Liquid in Your Kitchen):Cotton Blossom Coke 6. DETECTIVE ALIAS (Favorite Baby Animal \/ Where You Went to High School): Honey-Badger Enterprise 7. BARFLY ALIAS(Last Snack Food You Ate \/ Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink) : Mint Cookie Captain 8. SOAP OPERA ALIAS (Middle Name \/ Street Where You First Lived: Louise Rt44 9. ROCK STAR ALIAS (Favorite Candy \/ Last Name Of Favorite Musician): Reeses Green 10. YOUR STAR WARS NAME ( First 2 letters of your first name and the first 3 Letters from your last name makes your first name. Take the first 2 letters of your mother’s maiden name and the first 3 letters of the city you were born in for your last name) : Krsto CoRed Anything to avoid doing what I should be doing. Shaun wants the computer. BYE!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-184","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=184"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=184"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=184"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=184"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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