{"id":1836,"date":"2008-12-18T11:55:57","date_gmt":"2008-12-18T18:55:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1836"},"modified":"2008-12-18T11:55:57","modified_gmt":"2008-12-18T18:55:57","slug":"another-random-and-odd-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1836","title":{"rendered":"Another Random and Odd Christmas!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3102\/3118865078_9064d012a5.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"357\" \/><\/p>\n<p>We neglected to decorate for Christmas.\u00a0 I mean, I put out a new door mat and there is a undecorated tree waiting at the front door to come in from the cold, but it hasn&#8217;t been decorated.<br \/>\nWe decided last minute to send Christmas cards.\u00a0 We got the smallest amount possible because money is tight and it was going to be a ro-sham-bo on who filled them out and sent them.\u00a0 I lost.<br \/>\nThey finally got to their destinations today and I felt it was time to share with all my OTHER family (that&#8217;s you guys).<\/p>\n<p>By the way, you all rock!\u00a0 I&#8217;ve gotten more Christmas cards from readers than from anyone else. I feel guilty I didn&#8217;t send any out to anyone but family, but next year, I promise I will not only get the Christmas cards done early, I will rub each one on my lucky left boob before I put it in the envelope!\u00a0 Deal?<\/p>\n<p>Since I will be at the doctors all day tomorrow (spf) doing sonograms, mri&#8217;s and general probing the crotch and internal organs I won&#8217;t be able to play SPF.<\/p>\n<p>SPF: Your Christmas Cards; Your favorite card. For those of you that don&#8217;t celebrate the Holly Jolly Day: A plant<br \/>\n(yes, I know I&#8217;m reaching&#8230;)<br \/>\nAnd BTW; for those you that suck at keeping track of the days, TOMORROW is FRIDAY!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We neglected to decorate for Christmas.\u00a0 I mean, I put out a new door mat and there is a undecorated tree waiting at the front door to come in from the cold, but it hasn&#8217;t been decorated. We decided last minute to send Christmas cards.\u00a0 We got the smallest amount possible because money is tight&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1836","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1836","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1836"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1836\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1836"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1836"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1836"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}