{"id":1826,"date":"2008-12-06T14:14:44","date_gmt":"2008-12-06T21:14:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1826"},"modified":"2008-12-06T14:14:44","modified_gmt":"2008-12-06T21:14:44","slug":"i-did-not-pass-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1826","title":{"rendered":"I did not pass out!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s looking like my inability to sleep is so stubborn that even a pill that will drop my blood pressure so low that it causes blacking out, will not work on me.\u00a0 Who would have guessed I would be happy for the stubborn no-sleep gene?<\/p>\n<p>I took the pill last night and then realized I didn&#8217;t ask the doctor, &#8220;If I pass out, do I have someone wake me?&#8221;<br \/>\nGOOGLE.<br \/>\nYes, someone was going to need to wake me, prop my feet up, get the blood going back to my hear and such.\u00a0 I figured within 20 minutes the pill would be in my system and the tunnel vision would happen. It didn&#8217;t. Something even more fun happened.<\/p>\n<p>Imagine if you will that feeling you get right after you get off the Gravitron at the fair.\u00a0 I wasn&#8217;t spinning, it just felt like had been spinning for 5 solid minutes with Metalica playing at volume 11 for two hours.\u00a0 The sicky-spinny-going-to-hurl-my-funnel-cake feeling along with this ringing so loud I can&#8217;t hear anything else.<\/p>\n<p>So far, I haven&#8217;t had an &#8216;episode&#8217;. I can stand up and walk, but I look drunk doing it.\u00a0 I have decided that if the ringing in my ears don&#8217;t stop, I will take a q-tip and jab my ear drums out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s looking like my inability to sleep is so stubborn that even a pill that will drop my blood pressure so low that it causes blacking out, will not work on me.\u00a0 Who would have guessed I would be happy for the stubborn no-sleep gene? I took the pill last night and then realized I didn&#8217;t ask the doctor, &#8220;If I pass out, do I have someone wake me?&#8221; GOOGLE. Yes, someone was going to need to wake me, prop my feet up, get the blood going back to my hear and such.\u00a0 I figured within 20 minutes the pill would be in my system and the tunnel vision would happen. It didn&#8217;t. Something even more fun happened. Imagine if you will that feeling you get right after you get off the Gravitron at the fair.\u00a0 I wasn&#8217;t spinning, it just felt like had been spinning for 5 solid minutes with Metalica playing at volume 11 for two hours.\u00a0 The sicky-spinny-going-to-hurl-my-funnel-cake feeling along with this ringing so loud I can&#8217;t hear anything else. So far, I haven&#8217;t had an &#8216;episode&#8217;. I can stand up and walk, but I look drunk doing it.\u00a0 I have decided that if the ringing in my ears don&#8217;t stop, I will take a q-tip and jab my ear drums out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1826","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1826","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1826"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1826\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1826"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1826"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1826"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}