{"id":1813,"date":"2008-11-18T12:12:18","date_gmt":"2008-11-18T19:12:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1813"},"modified":"2008-11-18T12:12:18","modified_gmt":"2008-11-18T19:12:18","slug":"stupid-morgage-company","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1813","title":{"rendered":"Stupid Morgage Company!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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It took them over a week to process my payment.<\/p>\n

Trying to find the positives in this:<\/p>\n

1. I will remember what Top Ramien tastes like.
\n2. I will have to quit smoking and eating. (healthier lifestyle)
\n3. Won’t have to put gas in my car. (saving time at the pump)
\n4. The phone won’t be ringing all the time. (Peaceful, quiet time)
\n5. Will be grateful for what do have right now.<\/p>\n

Suh-weet! Whoever thought poverty didn’t have it’s upside\u00a0 hasn’t been screwed by their mortgage company for 2 straight years in a row…every single month.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It took them over a week to process my payment. Trying to find the positives in this: 1. I will remember what Top Ramien tastes like. 2. I will have to quit smoking and eating. (healthier lifestyle) 3. Won’t have to put gas in my car. (saving time at the pump) 4. The phone won’t be ringing all the time. (Peaceful, quiet time) 5. Will be grateful for what do have right now. Suh-weet! Whoever thought poverty didn’t have it’s upside\u00a0 hasn’t been screwed by their mortgage company for 2 straight years in a row…every single month.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1813","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1813","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1813"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1813\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1813"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1813"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1813"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}