{"id":1805,"date":"2008-11-06T23:12:53","date_gmt":"2008-11-07T06:12:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1805"},"modified":"2008-11-06T23:15:17","modified_gmt":"2008-11-07T06:15:17","slug":"1805","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1805","title":{"rendered":"SPF :) Welcome back!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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SPF: Your Spatula…that flat thing you use to flip grilled cheese sammiches.<\/strong><\/p>\n

I decided to try that whole balance the shit on your dogs head. Guess what? Heather might actually be a dog whisperer because my dogs, did not like it so much.<\/p>\n

Now, I balanced shit on my dogs head, you can leave me a comment to get me to your site. Naked pictures of George Clooney might work.<\/p>\n

Alright, did you play?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

SPF: Your Spatula…that flat thing you use to flip grilled cheese sammiches. I decided to try that whole balance the shit on your dogs head. Guess what? Heather might actually be a dog whisperer because my dogs, did not like it so much. Now, I balanced shit on my dogs head, you can leave me a comment to get me to your site. Naked pictures of George Clooney might work. Alright, did you play?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1805","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1805","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1805"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1805\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1805"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1805"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1805"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}