{"id":1778,"date":"2008-10-10T00:10:23","date_gmt":"2008-10-10T07:10:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1778"},"modified":"2008-10-10T00:10:24","modified_gmt":"2008-10-10T07:10:24","slug":"because-im-in-the-market","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1778","title":{"rendered":"Because I’m in the market…"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s come to my attention that due to cut backs and global warming, I have mis-placed a best friend.<\/p>\n

I’m not going to go into it…that’s not the purpose of this post.\u00a0 Oh, for a second it almost sounded like my posts actually have points…yeah, sorry about that.<\/p>\n

Well, now I am on the market.<\/p>\n

I’m thinking I can come up a list of people that would so friggin’ cool to be friends with.<\/p>\n

1. Ellen. I mean, she’s not the top of the list, even though I put her at number one. It’s just a number people, it’s not like I have even added her on MySpace. yet.\u00a0\u00a0 She just seems like she would be fun to hang out with.<\/p>\n

2. Snoopy. Just throwing that out there.<\/p>\n

3. Anyone from “Who’s Line Is It Anyway?” except Drew, he creeps me out.<\/p>\n

I’m sure there is a many other people that can make my top 10 list, but I can’t think of anyone else …<\/p>\n

So R & O readers;\u00a0 who can we add to this list?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s come to my attention that due to cut backs and global warming, I have mis-placed a best friend. I’m not going to go into it…that’s not the purpose of this post.\u00a0 Oh, for a second it almost sounded like my posts actually have points…yeah, sorry about that. Well, now I am on the market. I’m thinking I can come up a list of people that would so friggin’ cool to be friends with. 1. Ellen. I mean, she’s not the top of the list, even though I put her at number one. It’s just a number people, it’s not like I have even added her on MySpace. yet.\u00a0\u00a0 She just seems like she would be fun to hang out with. 2. Snoopy. Just throwing that out there. 3. Anyone from “Who’s Line Is It Anyway?” except Drew, he creeps me out. I’m sure there is a many other people that can make my top 10 list, but I can’t think of anyone else … So R & O readers;\u00a0 who can we add to this list?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1778","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1778","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1778"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1778\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1778"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1778"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1778"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}