{"id":1776,"date":"2008-10-04T22:31:10","date_gmt":"2008-10-05T05:31:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1776"},"modified":"2008-10-04T22:31:10","modified_gmt":"2008-10-05T05:31:10","slug":"he-might-find-it-humorous","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1776","title":{"rendered":"He might find it humorous…."},"content":{"rendered":"

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After talking to a Random and Odd reader tonight, I realized that it’s not just my phone that was lost, but all the numbers that are important to me.\u00a0 Yes, it takes me 2 weeks to realize this.<\/p>\n

Some of you were in my phone, but not as your normal name, because what part of my friends and life is normal?\u00a0 There is also numbers from people from my past, going all the way to birth (hi mom! hi sis!) that are lost.
\nAlright, so imagine being a punk ass kid going through my phone numbers:<\/p>\n

Recovering Straight Girl.
\nHooker Ass Bitch.
\nBic
\nSisserween
\nThe Fonz
\nDumb Ass
\nDumb Ass 2
\nToo Tall
\nZ-diggity
\nRoo
\nBear
\nCat
\nBayliehBunz
\nGoose
\nGirl Goose
\nDon’t Answer
\nWrong Number
\nYOU OWE THEM MONEY!
\nUtah
\nBridezilla
\nMonkeyGirl<\/p>\n

and so many other various numbers that I am going to grab my new phone (when I get one) and go to call them and go, “Oh yeah, some mutherfucker stole them!”<\/p>\n

I think mutherfucker was one of the numbers in there too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

After talking to a Random and Odd reader tonight, I realized that it’s not just my phone that was lost, but all the numbers that are important to me.\u00a0 Yes, it takes me 2 weeks to realize this. Some of you were in my phone, but not as your normal name, because what part of my friends and life is normal?\u00a0 There is also numbers from people from my past, going all the way to birth (hi mom! hi sis!) that are lost. Alright, so imagine being a punk ass kid going through my phone numbers: Recovering Straight Girl. Hooker Ass Bitch. Bic Sisserween The Fonz Dumb Ass Dumb Ass 2 Too Tall Z-diggity Roo Bear Cat BayliehBunz Goose Girl Goose Don’t Answer Wrong Number YOU OWE THEM MONEY! Utah Bridezilla MonkeyGirl and so many other various numbers that I am going to grab my new phone (when I get one) and go to call them and go, “Oh yeah, some mutherfucker stole them!” I think mutherfucker was one of the numbers in there too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1776","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1776","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1776"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1776\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1776"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1776"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1776"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}