{"id":1774,"date":"2008-09-30T22:00:46","date_gmt":"2008-10-01T05:00:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1774"},"modified":"2008-09-30T22:00:46","modified_gmt":"2008-10-01T05:00:46","slug":"the-one-where-i-bore-you-all-to-death","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1774","title":{"rendered":"the one where i bore you all to death"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I’m waiting for something so totally exciting to write before I hit, “Write Post”.
\nSo far, i’ve got nothing.<\/p>\n

My car got broken into when I went to the beach last weekend.\u00a0 I was just starting to feel better and I couldn’t be more excited about getting the hell out of the house.\u00a0\u00a0 When the dumb-asses stole my wallet, they took other stupid things, like my ex-husband’s car keys.
\nYou’re asking yourself, “Why does she have her ex-husband’s car keys?”\u00a0 I’ve been driving his truck for about 2 months since we got rid of our car that was about to fall asleep and go where all cars go when they go to la-la land.<\/p>\n

The thing is, neither one of us have an extra set of keys.\u00a0 So now, I’m making his truck payment on a truck I can’t drive because it’s going to cost me 400 bucks to have it re-keyed. (Some lame chip in it that starts the car that is in the key…how lame is that?)<\/p>\n

Also, I have no keys to my house or my mailbox.<\/p>\n

Exciting things are not afoot in the Random and Odd house.<\/p>\n

Other than that, I think I’m losing my mind.\u00a0 *shrug*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’m waiting for something so totally exciting to write before I hit, “Write Post”. So far, i’ve got nothing. My car got broken into when I went to the beach last weekend.\u00a0 I was just starting to feel better and I couldn’t be more excited about getting the hell out of the house.\u00a0\u00a0 When the dumb-asses stole my wallet, they took other stupid things, like my ex-husband’s car keys. You’re asking yourself, “Why does she have her ex-husband’s car keys?”\u00a0 I’ve been driving his truck for about 2 months since we got rid of our car that was about to fall asleep and go where all cars go when they go to la-la land. The thing is, neither one of us have an extra set of keys.\u00a0 So now, I’m making his truck payment on a truck I can’t drive because it’s going to cost me 400 bucks to have it re-keyed. (Some lame chip in it that starts the car that is in the key…how lame is that?) Also, I have no keys to my house or my mailbox. Exciting things are not afoot in the Random and Odd house. Other than that, I think I’m losing my mind.\u00a0 *shrug*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1774","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1774","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1774"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1774\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1774"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1774"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1774"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}