{"id":1772,"date":"2008-09-23T12:30:18","date_gmt":"2008-09-23T19:30:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1772"},"modified":"2008-09-23T12:30:18","modified_gmt":"2008-09-23T19:30:18","slug":"i-have-a-cyst","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1772","title":{"rendered":"I HAVE A CYST!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The advise nurse I called BEGGING for an appointment to &#8220;fix this damn problem or I am going to explode!&#8221; went over my CT scan results and said, &#8220;Well, you have a cyst on your ovary the size of a golf ball.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I have an emergency appointment today (hopefully) and they will fix the problem&#8230;or I will explode.<\/p>\n<p>I was chatting with my friend Matthew when she told me and I told him about the golf ball sized cyst. His response, &#8220;FORE!&#8221; and then asked if they will use a nine iron to remove it.\u00a0 I love assholes sometimes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The advise nurse I called BEGGING for an appointment to &#8220;fix this damn problem or I am going to explode!&#8221; went over my CT scan results and said, &#8220;Well, you have a cyst on your ovary the size of a golf ball.&#8221; I have an emergency appointment today (hopefully) and they will fix the problem&#8230;or I will explode. I was chatting with my friend Matthew when she told me and I told him about the golf ball sized cyst. His response, &#8220;FORE!&#8221; and then asked if they will use a nine iron to remove it.\u00a0 I love assholes sometimes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1772","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1772","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1772"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1772\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1772"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1772"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1772"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}