{"id":1764,"date":"2008-09-11T00:20:07","date_gmt":"2008-09-11T07:20:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1764"},"modified":"2008-09-11T00:20:07","modified_gmt":"2008-09-11T07:20:07","slug":"because-i-complained","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1764","title":{"rendered":"because I complained…"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I had to go back to the doctors today.\u00a0 The pain and everything came back, and always feeling worse than the time before.<\/p>\n

This time I made it clear that I didn’t care if they took my kidneys and bladder out and played hack sack with them, as long as when they put them back, they didn’t feel like they do now.\u00a0 Made them promise that the toilet would again be my friend.\u00a0 He agreed.\u00a0 I go in for a CT scan sometime soon.
\nUntil then…I’m on 100 days of antibiotics.\u00a0 Hopefully these kind won’t make me break out in hives from head to toe.\u00a0 The pharmacist said, “You’ll throw up on these the first few days until your system gets use to them. So, yeah. Take them at night.”
\nBecause night time hurling is so much more fun than day time hurling.<\/p>\n

100 days of antibiotics. What the hell do I have inside of me that I need to be on pills until nearly Christmas?<\/p>\n

He checked my gall bladder.\u00a0 My doctor defined my stones as ‘multiple’. The urologist zoomed in on what looked to be three large stones. He found one a half an inch big and then zoomed in on the other and counted 13 little ones.\u00a0 Shaun said, “Damn, you have a quarry in there!”
\nAt this rate, we will not need to worry about landscaping the backyard.\u00a0 If I can figure out how to grow a sprinkler system out of my ass, I am in business!<\/p>\n

Yes, I joke, because it’s better than the alternative and that is bursting into tears and trying to gouge my kidney out with a spoon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I had to go back to the doctors today.\u00a0 The pain and everything came back, and always feeling worse than the time before. This time I made it clear that I didn’t care if they took my kidneys and bladder out and played hack sack with them, as long as when they put them back, they didn’t feel like they do now.\u00a0 Made them promise that the toilet would again be my friend.\u00a0 He agreed.\u00a0 I go in for a CT scan sometime soon. Until then…I’m on 100 days of antibiotics.\u00a0 Hopefully these kind won’t make me break out in hives from head to toe.\u00a0 The pharmacist said, “You’ll throw up on these the first few days until your system gets use to them. So, yeah. Take them at night.” Because night time hurling is so much more fun than day time hurling. 100 days of antibiotics. What the hell do I have inside of me that I need to be on pills until nearly Christmas? He checked my gall bladder.\u00a0 My doctor defined my stones as ‘multiple’. The urologist zoomed in on what looked to be three large stones. He found one a half an inch big and then zoomed in on the other and counted 13 little ones.\u00a0 Shaun said, “Damn, you have a quarry in there!” At this rate, we will not need to worry about landscaping the backyard.\u00a0 If I can figure out how to grow a sprinkler system out of my ass, I am in business! Yes, I joke, because it’s better than the alternative and that is bursting into tears and trying to gouge my kidney out with a spoon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1764","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1764","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1764"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1764\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1764"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1764"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1764"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}