{"id":1763,"date":"2008-09-09T15:18:25","date_gmt":"2008-09-09T22:18:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1763"},"modified":"2008-09-09T15:18:25","modified_gmt":"2008-09-09T22:18:25","slug":"most-searched-for","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1763","title":{"rendered":"Most searched for&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I check my sitemeter ever so often and I am amazed at how people find Random and Odd.<\/p>\n<p>The top 3 I am always searched for:<\/p>\n<p>1. random odd<br \/>\n2. letter to your big sister (i swear, like EVERY day someone finds me through that)<br \/>\n3. Lenny Kravitz is gay<\/p>\n<p>and then sometimes I find I am found by odder means:<\/p>\n<p>1. Why Sheryl Crows Big Time<br \/>\n2. Biggest Ass<br \/>\n3. Itchy feet<br \/>\n4. Hot feet<br \/>\n5.\u00a0 what does BAMF mean?<br \/>\n6. Shirtless Mr. Rogers<br \/>\n7. Sex with the president.<\/p>\n<p>Why I am targeted for these searches, I do not know.\u00a0 Why I would have a picture of Mr. Rogers without a shirt on, I don&#8217;t know.<\/p>\n<p>And if you find THIS page through any of those search criteria, here you go:<br \/>\n1. Yes, I wrote a letter to my sister on her birthday, it was good, but really not worth copying.<br \/>\n2. I don&#8217;t know if Lenny is gay, ask him.<br \/>\n3. Yes, I am Random and Odd, some days I am both.<br \/>\n4. BAMF Means Bas Ass Mother Fucker. (from Pulp Fiction)<br \/>\n5. I have a hot, itchy feet right below my fattest ass.<br \/>\n6. I must have deleted the picture of a naked Mr. Rogers having sex with the president.<br \/>\nThere, now move along you freaks.<\/p>\n<p>:)<\/p>\n<p>one of these days I want to be found because someone was looking for &#8216;the nicest person they know&#8217;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I check my sitemeter ever so often and I am amazed at how people find Random and Odd. The top 3 I am always searched for: 1. random odd 2. letter to your big sister (i swear, like EVERY day someone finds me through that) 3. Lenny Kravitz is gay and then sometimes I find I am found by odder means: 1. Why Sheryl Crows Big Time 2. Biggest Ass 3. Itchy feet 4. Hot feet 5.\u00a0 what does BAMF mean? 6. Shirtless Mr. Rogers 7. Sex with the president. Why I am targeted for these searches, I do not know.\u00a0 Why I would have a picture of Mr. Rogers without a shirt on, I don&#8217;t know. And if you find THIS page through any of those search criteria, here you go: 1. Yes, I wrote a letter to my sister on her birthday, it was good, but really not worth copying. 2. I don&#8217;t know if Lenny is gay, ask him. 3. Yes, I am Random and Odd, some days I am both. 4. BAMF Means Bas Ass Mother Fucker. (from Pulp Fiction) 5. I have a hot, itchy feet right below my fattest ass. 6. I must have deleted the picture of a naked Mr. Rogers having sex with the president. There, now move along you freaks. :) one of these days I want to be found because someone was looking for &#8216;the nicest person they know&#8217;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1763","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1763","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1763"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1763\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1763"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1763"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1763"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}