{"id":175,"date":"2005-03-30T13:37:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-30T20:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=175"},"modified":"2006-04-03T18:34:34","modified_gmt":"2006-04-04T01:34:34","slug":"you-know-whatdamn-it-allboob-hair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=175","title":{"rendered":"You know what?&#8230;Damn it all&#8230;BOOB HAIR!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, you heard me. BOOB HAIR.<br \/>\nI haven&#8217;t talked about BOOB HAIR because it&#8217;s not just something you want to talk about. I want to talk about it. This is my blog and if you don&#8217;t like BOOB HAIR then don&#8217;t read it.<\/p>\n<p>I have boob hair. It&#8217;s like 3 dark hairs that make an appearance every so often. Pluck or Shave? That is the question.<\/p>\n<p>I also have a hair that grows staight out of my forehead. My sister finds it funny to pluck it out REALLY hard like.<\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s not allowed to go near my boobs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, you heard me. BOOB HAIR. I haven&#8217;t talked about BOOB HAIR because it&#8217;s not just something you want to talk about. I want to talk about it. This is my blog and if you don&#8217;t like BOOB HAIR then don&#8217;t read it. I have boob hair. It&#8217;s like 3 dark hairs that make an appearance every so often. Pluck or Shave? That is the question. I also have a hair that grows staight out of my forehead. My sister finds it funny to pluck it out REALLY hard like. She&#8217;s not allowed to go near my boobs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-175","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/175","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=175"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/175\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=175"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=175"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=175"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}