{"id":1745,"date":"2008-08-06T11:11:42","date_gmt":"2008-08-06T18:11:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1745"},"modified":"2008-08-06T11:11:42","modified_gmt":"2008-08-06T18:11:42","slug":"no-no-and-no","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1745","title":{"rendered":"No. no. and no."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have an infection in my kidney. I have a cyst on the other kidney. I have gallbladder stones.<\/p>\n<p>None of them are going to kill me today, but they got me to thinking about my body very slowly shutting down.\u00a0 There will be a doctor that is going to drain my kidney.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m kinda weird about my insides. I know they are there, I know people get operated on all the time&#8230;but the thought of someone actually being able to go in and find MY kidney and &#8216;drain&#8217; it, just creeps me out.<\/p>\n<p>Heebie Jeebie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have an infection in my kidney. I have a cyst on the other kidney. I have gallbladder stones. None of them are going to kill me today, but they got me to thinking about my body very slowly shutting down.\u00a0 There will be a doctor that is going to drain my kidney. I&#8217;m kinda weird about my insides. I know they are there, I know people get operated on all the time&#8230;but the thought of someone actually being able to go in and find MY kidney and &#8216;drain&#8217; it, just creeps me out. Heebie Jeebie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1745","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1745","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1745"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1745\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1745"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1745"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1745"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}