{"id":1736,"date":"2008-07-23T20:39:10","date_gmt":"2008-07-24T03:39:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1736"},"modified":"2008-07-23T23:29:13","modified_gmt":"2008-07-24T06:29:13","slug":"fuck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1736","title":{"rendered":"Fuck."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The neighbor&#8217;s dogs have been barking for 4 <strong>solid<\/strong> hours.<br \/>\nNon-stop.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s the weirdest thing.<br \/>\nThey are barking at nothing. Both of them. Bark. Bark. Yip. Bark.<\/p>\n<p><em>Do dogs ever loose their voices..er..barkers?<\/p>\n<p><\/em><strong>UPDATE: <\/strong>7 SOLID hours.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve decided to just leave the TV on while I sleep so I don&#8217;t hear them\u00a0 barking.<\/p>\n<p><em>If you break your barker, how does one go about fixing it? do dogs drink herbal tea and mint?<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The neighbor&#8217;s dogs have been barking for 4 solid hours. Non-stop. It&#8217;s the weirdest thing. They are barking at nothing. Both of them. Bark. Bark. Yip. Bark. Do dogs ever loose their voices..er..barkers? UPDATE: 7 SOLID hours. I&#8217;ve decided to just leave the TV on while I sleep so I don&#8217;t hear them\u00a0 barking. If you break your barker, how does one go about fixing it? do dogs drink herbal tea and mint?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1736","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1736","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1736"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1736\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1736"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1736"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1736"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}