{"id":1731,"date":"2008-07-14T16:39:42","date_gmt":"2008-07-14T23:39:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1731"},"modified":"2008-07-14T16:39:42","modified_gmt":"2008-07-14T23:39:42","slug":"bladder-infection-gone-wrong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1731","title":{"rendered":"Bladder infection gone wrong."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3010\/2658695153_c22bd724e7.jpg\" height=\"332\" width=\"500\" \/><br \/>\nHoly hell, I thought I was dieing.\u00a0 Friday Shaun and I left to go to Reno (again) because we had a wedding right out outside of there on Saturday and to make sure that we were going to be there on time we always leave a day early.<br \/>\nI checked in, got to the elevator and the way Shaun explains it, I was hit by a germ water balloon.\u00a0 By the time I climbed on the elevator I was about to barf.<\/p>\n<p>In between 10pm and 6am I had snapped. The fever got to high and I was certain that the end of my life was nearing and I was going to die in a hotel room in Reno.\u00a0 Shaun did a good job trying to bring the fever down, but I was resistant to have cold rags put on my freezing body.\u00a0 Why that happens, I don&#8217;t understand. Make someone who has a fever be freezing cold.<\/p>\n<p>Some other things that made me believe that I am on the top of God&#8217;s shit list;\u00a0 I had formed ANOTHER bladder infection, started my period, AND then got a fever on top of it.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m laying in bed freezing to death, burning up, Shaun is convincing me to put cold rags on my forehead. By the time I finally get comfortable I have to get out of the bed, out into the freezing air AND GO PEE.\u00a0 \u00a0 Then after all that I have to get back into bed and start over again.\u00a0 ALL NIGHT LONG.<\/p>\n<p>At 8am I finally caved and called my friends to come and get me. I think it came out more of a high pitched whine begging them to come sit with me while Shaun goes and shoots the wedding because If I am left alone, I would die.<br \/>\nThey drove all the way up there and got me and brought me\u00a0 home.<\/p>\n<p>That whole night I threw up and most of Sunday.<\/p>\n<p>Monday came rolling around and who would have guessed that MONDAY would be my favorite day of the week??<\/p>\n<p>I must have said, &#8220;I want my mommy&#8221; 300 times this weekend. I called about 10 times just to hear her voice. \u00a0 She IMed me today, &#8220;Guess you&#8217;re feeling better.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Maybe I should call her more than when I am just sick.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Holy hell, I thought I was dieing.\u00a0 Friday Shaun and I left to go to Reno (again) because we had a wedding right out outside of there on Saturday and to make sure that we were going to be there on time we always leave a day early. I checked in, got to the elevator and the way Shaun explains it, I was hit by a germ water balloon.\u00a0 By the time I climbed on the elevator I was about to barf. In between 10pm and 6am I had snapped. The fever got to high and I was certain that the end of my life was nearing and I was going to die in a hotel room in Reno.\u00a0 Shaun did a good job trying to bring the fever down, but I was resistant to have cold rags put on my freezing body.\u00a0 Why that happens, I don&#8217;t understand. Make someone who has a fever be freezing cold. Some other things that made me believe that I am on the top of God&#8217;s shit list;\u00a0 I had formed ANOTHER bladder infection, started my period, AND then got a fever on top of it. I&#8217;m laying in bed freezing to death, burning up, Shaun is convincing me to put cold rags on my forehead. By the time I finally get comfortable I have to get out of the bed, out into the freezing air AND GO PEE.\u00a0 \u00a0 Then after all that I have to get back into bed and start over again.\u00a0 ALL NIGHT LONG. At 8am I finally caved and called my friends to come and get me. I think it came out more of a high pitched whine begging them to come sit with me while Shaun goes and shoots the wedding because If I am left alone, I would die. They drove all the way up there and got me and brought me\u00a0 home. That whole night I threw up and most of Sunday. Monday came rolling around and who would have guessed that MONDAY would be my favorite day of the week?? I must have said, &#8220;I want my mommy&#8221; 300 times this weekend. I called about 10 times just to hear her voice. \u00a0 She IMed me today, &#8220;Guess you&#8217;re feeling better.&#8221; Maybe I should call her more than when I am just sick.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1731","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1731","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1731"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1731\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1731"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1731"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1731"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}