I was joking with Shaun earlier that I had peed 15 times in one hour.\u00a0 After he fell asleep and I was half way through the massive bottle of water he bought me at the store when I realized, “Crap, i’m going to be up all night peeing.”<\/p>\n
Yes, I counted. 18.5 times in ONE hour.\u00a0 Now you might be saying to yourself, “Hope she has the soft toilet paper.”\u00a0 No, I don’t.\u00a0 Yesterday I went to the store and decided to let my 11 year old and her friend pick out what were going to eat for dinner, including having to pick out what brand.
\nThey started out pretty frugal.\u00a0 They picked the thinly sliced bread, the smallest bundle of bananas anddddd the cheapest bulk wrapped toilet paper.
\nSix bucks bought like 24 rolls of toilet paper.\u00a0 By the time we got to the frozen food section all thoughts of saving money went out the window when they saw the ice cream.\u00a0 They got the keg of chocolate chip ice cream, the waffle bowls, waffle cones, the chocolate that hardens when it hits the ice cream (Thanks Kathy for showing that to my daughter!) They also picked out a 4 dollar bottle of\u00a0 Cool Whip in the can.\u00a0 Next time, I shop alone.<\/p>\n
The toilet paper is like wiping with the Sunday paper inserts.\u00a0 I think I have a paper cut.<\/p>\n
Shaun didn’t find my joke about peeing 15 times in an hour.\u00a0 Remember he’s not big on talking about things like that.\u00a0 Just to make him even more uncomfortable I said, “Hey honey, I’m peeing bright orange! It’s like I’m peeing Tang!”<\/p>\n
Honeymoon’s over, folks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I was joking with Shaun earlier that I had peed 15 times in one hour.\u00a0 After he fell asleep and I was half way through the massive bottle of water he bought me at the store when I realized, “Crap, i’m going to be up all night peeing.” Yes, I counted. 18.5 times in ONE hour.\u00a0 Now you might be saying to yourself, “Hope she has the soft toilet paper.”\u00a0 No, I don’t.\u00a0 Yesterday I went to the store and decided to let my 11 year old and her friend pick out what were going to eat for dinner, including having to pick out what brand. They started out pretty frugal.\u00a0 They picked the thinly sliced bread, the smallest bundle of bananas anddddd the cheapest bulk wrapped toilet paper. Six bucks bought like 24 rolls of toilet paper.\u00a0 By the time we got to the frozen food section all thoughts of saving money went out the window when they saw the ice cream.\u00a0 They got the keg of chocolate chip ice cream, the waffle bowls, waffle cones, the chocolate that hardens when it hits the ice cream (Thanks Kathy for showing that to my daughter!) They also picked out a 4 dollar bottle of\u00a0 Cool Whip in the can.\u00a0 Next time, I shop alone. The toilet paper is like wiping with the Sunday paper inserts.\u00a0 I think I have a paper cut. Shaun didn’t find my joke about peeing 15 times in an hour.\u00a0 Remember he’s not big on talking about things like that.\u00a0 Just to make him even more uncomfortable I said, “Hey honey, I’m peeing bright orange! It’s like I’m peeing Tang!” Honeymoon’s over, folks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1727","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1727","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1727"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1727\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1727"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1727"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1727"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}