{"id":1721,"date":"2008-06-24T09:13:36","date_gmt":"2008-06-24T16:13:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1721"},"modified":"2008-06-24T09:13:37","modified_gmt":"2008-06-24T16:13:37","slug":"sponge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1721","title":{"rendered":"Sponge…"},"content":{"rendered":"

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He’s at that age where he repeats everything you say.
\nMy advice is not to say, “Fucking Dishwasher!” in front of him.\u00a0 Doesn’t matter how many times you try to reprogram those two words into something else, he will just keep repeating them back at you just to watch you squirm.<\/p>\n

I’m watching Jeremiah for the week while Lisa is on vacation.\u00a0 My goal is to make sure she spends the next 4 weeks trying to erase all my bad influences on him.<\/p>\n

So far; “Auntie is the best!”\u00a0 “I am SOOOO cool.”\u00a0 “UNCALLED FOR!” “Niner’s Suck!” and “You’re killing me, Homes!”<\/p>\n

He’s totally cute when he says, “What’s up, Homeslice?”<\/p>\n

Any suggestions?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

He’s at that age where he repeats everything you say. My advice is not to say, “Fucking Dishwasher!” in front of him.\u00a0 Doesn’t matter how many times you try to reprogram those two words into something else, he will just keep repeating them back at you just to watch you squirm. I’m watching Jeremiah for the week while Lisa is on vacation.\u00a0 My goal is to make sure she spends the next 4 weeks trying to erase all my bad influences on him. So far; “Auntie is the best!”\u00a0 “I am SOOOO cool.”\u00a0 “UNCALLED FOR!” “Niner’s Suck!” and “You’re killing me, Homes!” He’s totally cute when he says, “What’s up, Homeslice?” Any suggestions?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1721","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1721","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1721"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1721\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1721"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1721"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1721"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}