{"id":1715,"date":"2008-06-18T22:07:30","date_gmt":"2008-06-19T05:07:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1715"},"modified":"2008-06-18T22:09:10","modified_gmt":"2008-06-19T05:09:10","slug":"i-still-wish-they-would-create-a-monitor-that-has-scratch-and-sniff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1715","title":{"rendered":"I still wish they would create a monitor that has scratch and sniff!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><font color=\"#ff0000\"><strong>SPF REMINDER: June 20 -Youth.<\/strong>  A child isn\u2019t actually needed at all for this picture. Capture something that means \u2018youth\u2019 to you.  Mine, hands down are roller skates. I can still smell the cotton candy and feel the butterflies in my stomach thinking about the \u2019snowball dance\u2019<\/font><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Wouldn&#8217;t it so bad ass if they had scratch and sniff monitors? Maybe one that can capture the smell of a place, like the ocean or the smell of warm pine needles on a summer day? How about if you&#8217;re a restaurant owner and on your website it has the picture of the steak and then all the sudden the smell of the food suddenly is release through small holes that look like speakers on your computer?<\/p>\n<p>Yeah,  that would make for some awkward porn surfing though huh?<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Honey, why does it smell like latex in the &#8230;. you&#8217;ve been surfing again!?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Hmm. I&#8217;m on to something.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t forget <font color=\"#ff0000\">SPF<\/font> this week. I promise to play.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SPF REMINDER: June 20 -Youth. A child isn\u2019t actually needed at all for this picture. Capture something that means \u2018youth\u2019 to you. Mine, hands down are roller skates. I can still smell the cotton candy and feel the butterflies in my stomach thinking about the \u2019snowball dance\u2019 Wouldn&#8217;t it so bad ass if they had scratch and sniff monitors? Maybe one that can capture the smell of a place, like the ocean or the smell of warm pine needles on a summer day? How about if you&#8217;re a restaurant owner and on your website it has the picture of the steak and then all the sudden the smell of the food suddenly is release through small holes that look like speakers on your computer? Yeah, that would make for some awkward porn surfing though huh? &#8220;Honey, why does it smell like latex in the &#8230;. you&#8217;ve been surfing again!?&#8221; Hmm. I&#8217;m on to something. Don&#8217;t forget SPF this week. I promise to play.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1715","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1715","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1715"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1715\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1715"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1715"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1715"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}