{"id":1703,"date":"2008-06-03T08:34:24","date_gmt":"2008-06-03T15:34:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1703"},"modified":"2008-06-03T08:34:24","modified_gmt":"2008-06-03T15:34:24","slug":"gag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1703","title":{"rendered":"*gag*"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2166\/2540243420_0ccac9194a.jpg\" height=\"333\" width=\"500\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I woke up this morning thinking about how much I hate the consistency and flavor of eggs.\u00a0 It came to mind because I started Atkins and there is so little you can eat in the breakfast arena. Eggs are the staple. Eww. Gross. Ack. Gag!<\/p>\n<p>Then I started thinking about how picky I am about everyday normal foods.<br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\nSour Cream:<\/strong>\u00a0 This is number one top of my list of Eww.Gross.Ack.Gag!\u00a0 The taste is the only thing I hate here. As soon as it hits my tastes buds I begin convulsing.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Guacamole:<\/strong> it might have been the name that freaked me out as a child into never wanting to eat this. Guac. A. MOLE. e? yuck.\u00a0 That nasty green color and then the consistency of it.\u00a0 When I got older and tried to eat it, it made me do the heebie jeebie dance.\u00a0 Oh, did I mention how I am so child like when I try to eat something new? I can&#8217;t hide displeasure.<br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\nTomatoes (sliced):<\/strong>\u00a0 I like stewed tomato in stews. I like tomatoes in salsa. I can NOT stand tomatoes on anything though, like the sliced kind on hamburger.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t know how it manages to CHANGE taste when in full form.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Onions (sliced, uncooked):<\/strong>\u00a0 Oh GAG A MAGGOT! If I am eating anything with an onion involved it is cooked to death.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Anything Fish (except Tuna): <\/strong>I get physically ill when eating it, so it&#8217;s not fair that I &#8216;don&#8217;t like it&#8217;, because I don&#8217;t really know.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Black Licorice:<\/strong> I blame my mother, because she loved it and ate it and the smell makes me sick. I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve ever actually ATE it, but if I begin gagging at the smell, I&#8217;m pretty sure it wouldn&#8217;t last that long in my mouth.<\/p>\n<p>The stupidest one isn&#8217;t really even a food *eating* problem; I can&#8217;t stand the smell of popcorn in my car or any small area.<\/p>\n<p>I eat watermelon with salt on it and pineapple with pepper and cottage cheese.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not alone&#8230;&#8230;right?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I woke up this morning thinking about how much I hate the consistency and flavor of eggs.\u00a0 It came to mind because I started Atkins and there is so little you can eat in the breakfast arena. Eggs are the staple. Eww. Gross. Ack. Gag! Then I started thinking about how picky I am about everyday normal foods. Sour Cream:\u00a0 This is number one top of my list of Eww.Gross.Ack.Gag!\u00a0 The taste is the only thing I hate here. As soon as it hits my tastes buds I begin convulsing. Guacamole: it might have been the name that freaked me out as a child into never wanting to eat this. Guac. A. MOLE. e? yuck.\u00a0 That nasty green color and then the consistency of it.\u00a0 When I got older and tried to eat it, it made me do the heebie jeebie dance.\u00a0 Oh, did I mention how I am so child like when I try to eat something new? I can&#8217;t hide displeasure. Tomatoes (sliced):\u00a0 I like stewed tomato in stews. I like tomatoes in salsa. I can NOT stand tomatoes on anything though, like the sliced kind on hamburger.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t know how it manages to CHANGE taste when in full form. Onions (sliced, uncooked):\u00a0 Oh GAG A MAGGOT! If I am eating anything with an onion involved it is cooked to death. Anything Fish (except Tuna): I get physically ill when eating it, so it&#8217;s not fair that I &#8216;don&#8217;t like it&#8217;, because I don&#8217;t really know. Black Licorice: I blame my mother, because she loved it and ate it and the smell makes me sick. I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve ever actually ATE it, but if I begin gagging at the smell, I&#8217;m pretty sure it wouldn&#8217;t last that long in my mouth. The stupidest one isn&#8217;t really even a food *eating* problem; I can&#8217;t stand the smell of popcorn in my car or any small area. I eat watermelon with salt on it and pineapple with pepper and cottage cheese. I&#8217;m not alone&#8230;&#8230;right?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1703","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1703","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1703"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1703\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1703"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1703"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1703"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}