{"id":1697,"date":"2008-05-29T11:42:56","date_gmt":"2008-05-29T18:42:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1697"},"modified":"2008-05-29T11:44:09","modified_gmt":"2008-05-29T18:44:09","slug":"oh-so-true","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1697","title":{"rendered":"Oh so true&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>BusyDad.com wrote a post the other day titled, &#8216;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.busydadblog.com\/entries\/if-jeopardy-were-written-by-parents.html\" target=\"_blank\">If Jeopardy was written by parents&#8217;<\/a>.  I had to laugh, because he nailed it on the head!<\/p>\n<p>Of course, I would kick his ass in the &#8216;Teenager&#8217; section of Double Jeopardy!<\/p>\n<p>I was watching Family Feud with Alyx (11 years old) and I swear I looked like a friggin&#8217; brainiack!  Now I would have all the top answers to those questions if only Parents of Teenagers were polled.<\/p>\n<p><strong>1. Name the top 5 things that will drain your bank account if you have a teenager:<\/strong><br \/>\na.) Jamba Juice\/Robek.<br \/>\nb.) Senior Graduation costs<br \/>\nc.) Replacing socks that once belonged to the parents<br \/>\nd.) OVERAGES ON TEXT MESSAGING!<br \/>\ne.) therapy for parents!<\/p>\n<p><strong>2.  Name the 5 things that will drive a parent to binge drinking:<\/strong><br \/>\na.) USING MY TOWELS!<\/p>\n<p>Go ahead, you can buzz in anytime!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BusyDad.com wrote a post the other day titled, &#8216;If Jeopardy was written by parents&#8217;. I had to laugh, because he nailed it on the head! Of course, I would kick his ass in the &#8216;Teenager&#8217; section of Double Jeopardy! I was watching Family Feud with Alyx (11 years old) and I swear I looked like a friggin&#8217; brainiack! Now I would have all the top answers to those questions if only Parents of Teenagers were polled. 1. Name the top 5 things that will drain your bank account if you have a teenager: a.) Jamba Juice\/Robek. b.) Senior Graduation costs c.) Replacing socks that once belonged to the parents d.) OVERAGES ON TEXT MESSAGING! e.) therapy for parents! 2. Name the 5 things that will drive a parent to binge drinking: a.) USING MY TOWELS! Go ahead, you can buzz in anytime!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1697","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1697","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1697"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1697\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1697"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1697"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1697"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}