{"id":1696,"date":"2008-05-29T10:44:05","date_gmt":"2008-05-29T17:44:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1696"},"modified":"2008-05-29T10:44:05","modified_gmt":"2008-05-29T17:44:05","slug":"click-clickity-click","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1696","title":{"rendered":"Click, clickity, click."},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m sure there is a term for people who get forget that life isn’t Tivoed. I can’t tell you how many times I have tried to rewind what someone said. Last night I was laying in bed and I was in deep thought about something so interesting that I was zoning out deep. A sound or something shiny must have distracted my deep zoning out and my track of mind went somewhere else.\u00a0 This thought wasn’t as fun or entertaining as the last thought and I tried to go back to what I was thinking about before…but I completely forgot what I was zoning out on.\u00a0 Backtracking didn’t work and I decided that life in my brain would be easier if I could just hit rewind<\/em>, guide<\/em> or last.<\/em><\/p>\n

Today I took it to a whole new level.\u00a0 I was in another one of my internal thoughts when for some reason I thought, “I just need to right click that.”
\nBRILLIANT!<\/strong>
\nOkay, here was my scenario; Someone’s talking about something and they are all wrong about it. What if we could just ‘right click’ the situation and hit, ‘refresh’?
\nHow about the selfish reasons:
\nMy MP3 player; right click, ‘upgrade’.
\nKids won’t shut up; right click; ‘mute’<\/p>\n

Wouldn’t that be so bad ass? When someone asks you, ‘did you see that?!’ I could say, ‘hold on, let me right click it.’<\/p>\n

Don’t forget that SPF is tomorrow; Right click: calendar: ‘remind’.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Ohhhh, life would be so cool.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’m sure there is a term for people who get forget that life isn’t Tivoed. I can’t tell you how many times I have tried to rewind what someone said. Last night I was laying in bed and I was in deep thought about something so interesting that I was zoning out deep. A sound or something shiny must have distracted my deep zoning out and my track of mind went somewhere else.\u00a0 This thought wasn’t as fun or entertaining as the last thought and I tried to go back to what I was thinking about before…but I completely forgot what I was zoning out on.\u00a0 Backtracking didn’t work and I decided that life in my brain would be easier if I could just hit rewind, guide or last. Today I took it to a whole new level.\u00a0 I was in another one of my internal thoughts when for some reason I thought, “I just need to right click that.” BRILLIANT! Okay, here was my scenario; Someone’s talking about something and they are all wrong about it. What if we could just ‘right click’ the situation and hit, ‘refresh’? How about the selfish reasons: My MP3 player; right click, ‘upgrade’. Kids won’t shut up; right click; ‘mute’ Wouldn’t that be so bad ass? When someone asks you, ‘did you see that?!’ I could say, ‘hold on, let me right click it.’ Don’t forget that SPF is tomorrow; Right click: calendar: ‘remind’. Ohhhh, life would be so cool.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1696","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1696","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1696"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1696\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1696"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1696"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1696"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}