{"id":1678,"date":"2008-05-05T19:18:04","date_gmt":"2008-05-06T02:18:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1678"},"modified":"2008-05-05T19:18:04","modified_gmt":"2008-05-06T02:18:04","slug":"how-to-boost-your-self-esteem-and-then-get-knocked-on-your-ass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1678","title":{"rendered":"how to boost your self esteem, and then get knocked on your ass."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I joined &#8220;Curves for Women&#8221; today.\u00a0 Yep, they had this 30 days for 30 bucks and since I have spent 30 bucks on stupid things like bad wine and leg warmers, I figured since I would pay a 11 year old to make sure I drank water for a month, I can spend my money wisely and try working out.<\/p>\n<p>Guess what? I am the youngest person EVER when I am there.<\/p>\n<p>Guess what? I got my ass beat down by some old women in New Balance shoes and &#8220;World Best Great Grandma&#8221; t-shirts.\u00a0 If I am being 100% honest, I think one of those women was wearing the orthopedic shoes&#8230;.they were brown and shiny.<\/p>\n<p>So I am going to be kicking it REALLY old school for the next month. If I start saying stuff like, &#8216;nay sayer and geewizards&#8217; you can officially stop reading my blog.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I joined &#8220;Curves for Women&#8221; today.\u00a0 Yep, they had this 30 days for 30 bucks and since I have spent 30 bucks on stupid things like bad wine and leg warmers, I figured since I would pay a 11 year old to make sure I drank water for a month, I can spend my money wisely and try working out. Guess what? I am the youngest person EVER when I am there. Guess what? I got my ass beat down by some old women in New Balance shoes and &#8220;World Best Great Grandma&#8221; t-shirts.\u00a0 If I am being 100% honest, I think one of those women was wearing the orthopedic shoes&#8230;.they were brown and shiny. So I am going to be kicking it REALLY old school for the next month. If I start saying stuff like, &#8216;nay sayer and geewizards&#8217; you can officially stop reading my blog.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1678","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1678","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1678"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1678\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1678"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1678"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1678"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}