{"id":1655,"date":"2008-04-20T04:24:37","date_gmt":"2008-04-20T11:24:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1655"},"modified":"2008-04-20T04:24:37","modified_gmt":"2008-04-20T11:24:37","slug":"give-me-a-description-of-something-more-painful-than-nails-on-a-chalkboard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1655","title":{"rendered":"give me a description of something more painful than nails on a chalkboard."},"content":{"rendered":"

The girls were talking NON STOP about this show on MTV called Rock the Cradle<\/a>.\u00a0\u00a0 It’s the children of famous rock\/pop stars. You would think this had the possibility of being a super fantastic show. No.<\/p>\n

Growing up in Shingletown meant I didn’t get MTV. I got The Lawrence Whelk Show, but not MTV.\u00a0\u00a0 In order to get that channel, you had to have an 18 wheeler haul in a satellite that looks like it needs to be orbiting the earth instead of trying to blend in with your backyard.
\nSince I never had it, I\u00a0 never really watched it…UNLESS I was in Redding for some reason and in that case I would find a way to spend quality time catching up.<\/p>\n

Luckily for me, the rock\/pop stars I actually knew.\u00a0\u00a0 What freaks me out is those stars have children, not that much younger than I am.\u00a0 In addition to the fact that they have children…they have gotten older.\u00a0 It shows.<\/p>\n

First off, Twisted Sister’s lead singer has a son on the show and the kid is actually pretty good. NOOOOT too hard on the eyes either.\u00a0 He’s talented, cocky…and very sweet at the same time.\u00a0 Sadly his name is, Blaze.<\/p>\n

Olivia Newton John’s daughter, Chloe- When you hear her speak, she sounds like any typical young American. (Was I sposta use comma’s there? Whatever.)\u00a0 When she sings, she picks up this SUPER thick accent that I can’t quite place. It’s hideous.\u00a0 I’m going to leave the fact that her lips should be orbiting the earth with a 1980’s satellite out of the equation.<\/p>\n

Al B’ Sure’s son – lil b’…needs to just stop.\u00a0 He can’t sing. At all. Not a single note. HARSH? yeah. I know…I can’t sing either, but I am not going on stage trying to sing either. Oh, and he thinks he is just ALL THAT and a box of garlic, mashed potatoes.<\/p>\n

My favoritest person to hate is Joe Walshs’\u00a0 daughter.\u00a0 When she realizes this singing thing is not in her foreseeable future, she needs to pick up a gig in acting.\u00a0 Every time she sings it looks like she might be related to Susan Lucci. How does someone over act WHILE singing?<\/p>\n

Crosby Loggins – Seriously. He looks more like Kenny Loggins than Kenny Loggins looks like Kenny Loggins.\u00a0 It’s freakishly deceiving how adorable he is.\u00a0 Not sure if he can sing, but he has SOMETHING.\u00a0 Maybe it’s the crush I had on his dad. I’m not sure.<\/p>\n

Bobby Brown’s son, Landon. – Wrong. Everything he sings turns to crack. He’s no Bobby B.<\/p>\n

Simon Cowell from American Idol uses this term a lot; “You’re forgettable.”\u00a0 That would be the daughter of the guy that sang with the Doobie Brothers.\u00a0 You want to yell at the TV, “OH GOD GIRL, just STOP!”<\/p>\n

This show is PAINFUL to watch. I’m one of those people who was squirming around in her seat watching, “Meet the Parents” because I felt so bad for the boyfriend.\u00a0 Watching this show is like watching a train wreck. I want to get out and help, but I have nothing to offer them, but my angry shouting of, “NO MORE!”<\/p>\n

You can actually watch the full episodes of this show.\u00a0 The best part is seeing the parents.\u00a0 If you’re horribly bored today, just go watch it.
\nIf you watch it, comment. I would love to hear what your take is on it.\u00a0 Am I being to harsh?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The girls were talking NON STOP about this show on MTV called Rock the Cradle.\u00a0\u00a0 It’s the children of famous rock\/pop stars. You would think this had the possibility of being a super fantastic show. No. Growing up in Shingletown meant I didn’t get MTV. I got The Lawrence Whelk Show, but not MTV.\u00a0\u00a0 In order to get that channel, you had to have an 18 wheeler haul in a satellite that looks like it needs to be orbiting the earth instead of trying to blend in with your backyard. Since I never had it, I\u00a0 never really watched it…UNLESS I was in Redding for some reason and in that case I would find a way to spend quality time catching up. Luckily for me, the rock\/pop stars I actually knew.\u00a0\u00a0 What freaks me out is those stars have children, not that much younger than I am.\u00a0 In addition to the fact that they have children…they have gotten older.\u00a0 It shows. First off, Twisted Sister’s lead singer has a son on the show and the kid is actually pretty good. NOOOOT too hard on the eyes either.\u00a0 He’s talented, cocky…and very sweet at the same time.\u00a0 Sadly his name is, Blaze. Olivia Newton John’s daughter, Chloe- When you hear her speak, she sounds like any typical young American. (Was I sposta use comma’s there? Whatever.)\u00a0 When she sings, she picks up this SUPER thick accent that I can’t quite place. It’s hideous.\u00a0 I’m going to leave the fact that her lips should be orbiting the earth with a 1980’s satellite out of the equation. Al B’ Sure’s son – lil b’…needs to just stop.\u00a0 He can’t sing. At all. Not a single note. HARSH? yeah. I know…I can’t sing either, but I am not going on stage trying to sing either. Oh, and he thinks he is just ALL THAT and a box of garlic, mashed potatoes. My favoritest person to hate is Joe Walshs’\u00a0 daughter.\u00a0 When she realizes this singing thing is not in her foreseeable future, she needs to pick up a gig in acting.\u00a0 Every time she sings it looks like she might be related to Susan Lucci. How does someone over act WHILE singing? Crosby Loggins – Seriously. He looks more like Kenny Loggins than Kenny Loggins looks like Kenny Loggins.\u00a0 It’s freakishly deceiving how adorable he is.\u00a0 Not sure if he can sing, but he has SOMETHING.\u00a0 Maybe it’s the crush I had on his dad. I’m not sure. Bobby Brown’s son, Landon. – Wrong. Everything he sings turns to crack. He’s no Bobby B. Simon Cowell from American Idol uses this term a lot; “You’re forgettable.”\u00a0 That would be the daughter of the guy that sang with the Doobie Brothers.\u00a0 You want to yell at the TV, “OH GOD GIRL, just STOP!” This show is PAINFUL to watch. I’m one of those people who was squirming around in her seat watching, “Meet the Parents” because I felt so bad for the boyfriend.\u00a0 Watching this show is like watching a train wreck. I want to get out and help, but I have nothing to offer them, but my angry shouting of, “NO MORE!” You can actually watch the full episodes of this show.\u00a0 The best part is seeing the parents.\u00a0 If you’re horribly bored today, just go watch it. If you watch it, comment. I would love to hear what your take is on it.\u00a0 Am I being to harsh?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1655","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1655","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1655"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1655\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1655"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1655"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1655"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}