{"id":1642,"date":"2008-04-09T07:41:29","date_gmt":"2008-04-09T14:41:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1642"},"modified":"2008-04-09T07:58:22","modified_gmt":"2008-04-09T14:58:22","slug":"why-i-havent-quit-smoking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1642","title":{"rendered":"why i haven’t quit smoking"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I wrote an email to my sister that contained somewhere between 20 to 30 cuss words. Each one of those cuss words starting with “F” and ending in ‘ING’ or ‘ED’ or ‘ER’.<\/p>\n

I hit send at around 7 am; meaning I had to get THAT<\/strong> worked up before 7 F*ing AM!<\/p>\n

Come here, Phillip Morris…hold me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I wrote an email to my sister that contained somewhere between 20 to 30 cuss words. Each one of those cuss words starting with “F” and ending in ‘ING’ or ‘ED’ or ‘ER’. I hit send at around 7 am; meaning I had to get THAT worked up before 7 F*ing AM! Come here, Phillip Morris…hold me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1642","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1642","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1642"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1642\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1642"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1642"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1642"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}