{"id":164,"date":"2005-03-18T08:00:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-18T15:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=164"},"modified":"2006-04-03T18:39:41","modified_gmt":"2006-04-04T01:39:41","slug":"tgif","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=164","title":{"rendered":"TGIF"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"For<\/a><\/p>\n

It’s Friday. Didn’t hear me? IT’S FRIDAY!<\/p>\n

So I am being a bit cruel by posting the picture of that pizza huh? That was week one with the new camera and I was taking pictures of lint, gum on the sidewalk, and well…dinner.
\nNow I just take pictures of bingo balls and break city codes.<\/p>\n

It’s been a weird week. I have a bunch of stuff ra…<\/p>\n

HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! my soon to be 12 year old just had the MOST FUCKED UP MENTAL BREAK DOWN EVER RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF ME!
\nI think I saw hormone sparks FLY OUT OF HER ASS!<\/p>\n

Her dad pulled up to pick her up and I yelled for them to go meet him outside and that they only have 5 minutes before the bell rings. Marina walks out and a minute passes and Kara is still in the back of the house. I yell again, “KARA! YOUR DAD IS WAITING!”
\nShe yells, “I’m putting on my shoes!”
\nANOTHER minute passes and I yell again, she happens to be stomping down the hall way (12 year old stomp is WAY worse than 3 year old stomp, just for you mom’s with little ones)<\/p>\n

She stops in the intersection of the hallway to the kitchen and from a no crying normal stand, BURSTS into tears and STARTS JUMPING UP AND DOWN WHILE YELLING INCOHERENT WORDS.<\/p>\n

I was stunned into silence. Usually I am on top of shit like that. I mumbled, ‘stop’.<\/p>\n

SHE THEN PULLED HER HAIR and GRUNTED.<\/p>\n

If you pray, please keep me in your prayers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s Friday. Didn’t hear me? IT’S FRIDAY! So I am being a bit cruel by posting the picture of that pizza huh? That was week one with the new camera and I was taking pictures of lint, gum on the sidewalk, and well…dinner. Now I just take pictures of bingo balls and break city codes. It’s been a weird week. I have a bunch of stuff ra… HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! my soon to be 12 year old just had the MOST FUCKED UP MENTAL BREAK DOWN EVER RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF ME! I think I saw hormone sparks FLY OUT OF HER ASS! Her dad pulled up to pick her up and I yelled for them to go meet him outside and that they only have 5 minutes before the bell rings. Marina walks out and a minute passes and Kara is still in the back of the house. I yell again, “KARA! YOUR DAD IS WAITING!” She yells, “I’m putting on my shoes!” ANOTHER minute passes and I yell again, she happens to be stomping down the hall way (12 year old stomp is WAY worse than 3 year old stomp, just for you mom’s with little ones) She stops in the intersection of the hallway to the kitchen and from a no crying normal stand, BURSTS into tears and STARTS JUMPING UP AND DOWN WHILE YELLING INCOHERENT WORDS. I was stunned into silence. Usually I am on top of shit like that. I mumbled, ‘stop’. SHE THEN PULLED HER HAIR and GRUNTED. If you pray, please keep me in your prayers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-164","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/164","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=164"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/164\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=164"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=164"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=164"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}