{"id":1637,"date":"2008-04-04T21:51:55","date_gmt":"2008-04-05T04:51:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1637"},"modified":"2008-04-04T21:51:55","modified_gmt":"2008-04-05T04:51:55","slug":"i-cant-take-a-picture-this-well","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1637","title":{"rendered":"I can&#8217;t take a picture this well."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.noob.us\/miscellaneous\/elephant-paints-self-portrait-new\/\"><strong>Elephant can paint<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t think I have ever seen anything more amazing than this elephant painting a self portrait.<br \/>\nIt sort of makes me feel like the biggest idiot. This elephant can paint and I can&#8217;t get my dog to stop drinking out of the toilet.<\/p>\n<p>Towards the end of this amazing video, Alyx says; &#8220;Yeah, but can he paint a monkey?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Comment me back and tell me if you think at the end, if the damn thing is just showing off.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Elephant can paint I don&#8217;t think I have ever seen anything more amazing than this elephant painting a self portrait. It sort of makes me feel like the biggest idiot. This elephant can paint and I can&#8217;t get my dog to stop drinking out of the toilet. Towards the end of this amazing video, Alyx says; &#8220;Yeah, but can he paint a monkey?&#8221; Comment me back and tell me if you think at the end, if the damn thing is just showing off.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1637","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1637","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1637"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1637\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1637"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1637"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1637"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}