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After a phone call from my mortgage company informing me YET AGAIN they have screwed up my loan modification, Shaun insisted that I wasn’t going to crawl under the covers and cry like a baby.<\/p>\n
It’s been four months of hell dealing with this company.\u00a0 I started out indignant that I was right and they were wrong. Then the letters saying, “Yo, chick…we own you…bend over and take it and like it.”\u00a0 I decided that I better just buy the bottle of KY and let it begin.\u00a0 After fire and hoops we came to an agreement.\u00a0 For the last month I have finally felt like things were on the right track.\u00a0 I spoke the lady that was the head honcho in charge of the deal.\u00a0 She said, “Whoops, we messed up. No worries, we will fix this.”
\nI then get a call a few days later from another guy saying, “No way, Jose chicky poo. You gotsta pay us MORE now. You didn’t fill out the paper work and send it to us.”
\nThis is where I stop dead in my tracks and said, “Are you fucking kidding me? You have my testicles in your hands and all I have to do is sign a paper and mail it back and you’ll release the jewels and my house doesn’t get foreclosed on and you THINK FOR A SECOND I DIDN’T MAIL THAT SHIT BACK!?”
\nThe part about my testicles might have thrown him off a bit, but he checked the records and low and behold, I WAS RIGHT. I did mail it in.<\/p>\n
Now today I get YET ANOTHER CALL saying, “Yeah, well that didn’t go through because of an installment that wasn’t made.”<\/p>\n
Exqueeze me?<\/p>\n
I then had to go into great detail of all the fire and all the hoops I had to jump through for the last few months.\u00a0 She tells me, “Yeah, that didn’t go through…we are going to need to do this all over again.”<\/p>\n
I couldn’t even cry.\u00a0 I felt like I had been kicked over and over and it didn’t matter how much mental distress this company had caused me in the past few months…because they had me by the balls.\u00a0 I know, I don’t have balls, but damn it, it sure feels like I do.
\nThey say, “Jump” and I say, “How High?” and no matter how high it is, it’s just not good enough.<\/p>\n
My stress level right now is through the roof.\u00a0 How I managed to walk out of the house and find a smile for Shaun to take a picture of, is beyond me.<\/p>\n
Michelle sent me a necklace for my birthday, it says, “BREATHE”\u00a0 I had to keep reminding myself to do just that today. And tomorrow when they call me back, I will have to remember it again.\u00a0 And for all the phone calls they will keep making to me, BREATHE.<\/p>\n
Do they make a necklace that says, “Bend over, the mortgage company is calling” ?? I need one of those too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
After a phone call from my mortgage company informing me YET AGAIN they have screwed up my loan modification, Shaun insisted that I wasn’t going to crawl under the covers and cry like a baby. It’s been four months of hell dealing with this company.\u00a0 I started out indignant that I was right and they were wrong. Then the letters saying, “Yo, chick…we own you…bend over and take it and like it.”\u00a0 I decided that I better just buy the bottle of KY and let it begin.\u00a0 After fire and hoops we came to an agreement.\u00a0 For the last month I have finally felt like things were on the right track.\u00a0 I spoke the lady that was the head honcho in charge of the deal.\u00a0 She said, “Whoops, we messed up. No worries, we will fix this.” I then get a call a few days later from another guy saying, “No way, Jose chicky poo. You gotsta pay us MORE now. You didn’t fill out the paper work and send it to us.” This is where I stop dead in my tracks and said, “Are you fucking kidding me? You have my testicles in your hands and all I have to do is sign a paper and mail it back and you’ll release the jewels and my house doesn’t get foreclosed on and you THINK FOR A SECOND I DIDN’T MAIL THAT SHIT BACK!?” The part about my testicles might have thrown him off a bit, but he checked the records and low and behold, I WAS RIGHT. I did mail it in. Now today I get YET ANOTHER CALL saying, “Yeah, well that didn’t go through because of an installment that wasn’t made.” Exqueeze me? I then had to go into great detail of all the fire and all the hoops I had to jump through for the last few months.\u00a0 She tells me, “Yeah, that didn’t go through…we are going to need to do this all over again.” I couldn’t even cry.\u00a0 I felt like I had been kicked over and over and it didn’t matter how much mental distress this company had caused me in the past few months…because they had me by the balls.\u00a0 I know, I don’t have balls, but damn it, it sure feels like I do. They say, “Jump” and I say, “How High?” and no matter how high it is, it’s just not good enough. My stress level right now is through the roof.\u00a0 How I managed to walk out of the house and find a smile for Shaun to take a picture of, is beyond me. Michelle sent me a necklace for my birthday, it says, “BREATHE”\u00a0 I had to keep reminding myself to do just that today. And tomorrow when they call me back, I will have to remember it again.\u00a0 And for all the phone calls they will keep making to me, BREATHE. Do they make a necklace that says, “Bend over, the mortgage company is calling” ?? I need one of those too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1632","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1632","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1632"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1632\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1632"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1632"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1632"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}