I went to the doctor today.<\/p>\n
They weighed me.\u00a0 I KNEW I hadn’t lost any weight since my last visit, but HOLY SHIT!\u00a0 I had GAINED!<\/p>\n
The electronic weigher stopped at 199.7\u00a0 !!!\u00a0 I wasn’t that heavy DURING MY PREGNANCIES!<\/p>\n
It’s a good thing I went in there to help me control some of this stuff.<\/p>\n
199.7\u00a0 POUNDS. POUNDS. *cough* POUNDS!<\/p>\n
Yes, I just shared my weight with you all. \u00a0 If you hadn’t figured out that I am an open book by now–you haven’t been paying attention.<\/p>\n
So, guess what journey you’re all on with me now?<\/p>\n
“She learned to manage how not to turn into a puddle of anxiety fluid on the floor…and now we have to hold her hand while she learns to stop shoving food into her face all while QUITTING SMOKING. Oh she is going to be\u00a0 FUN.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I went to the doctor today. They weighed me.\u00a0 I KNEW I hadn’t lost any weight since my last visit, but HOLY SHIT!\u00a0 I had GAINED! The electronic weigher stopped at 199.7\u00a0 !!!\u00a0 I wasn’t that heavy DURING MY PREGNANCIES! It’s a good thing I went in there to help me control some of this stuff. 199.7\u00a0 POUNDS. POUNDS. *cough* POUNDS! Yes, I just shared my weight with you all. \u00a0 If you hadn’t figured out that I am an open book by now–you haven’t been paying attention. So, guess what journey you’re all on with me now? “She learned to manage how not to turn into a puddle of anxiety fluid on the floor…and now we have to hold her hand while she learns to stop shoving food into her face all while QUITTING SMOKING. Oh she is going to be\u00a0 FUN.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1609","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1609","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1609"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1609\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1609"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1609"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1609"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}