{"id":1607,"date":"2008-03-04T01:42:15","date_gmt":"2008-03-04T08:42:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1607"},"modified":"2008-03-04T01:42:15","modified_gmt":"2008-03-04T08:42:15","slug":"my-life-right-now-it-feels-good-yeah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1607","title":{"rendered":"My life right now, it feels good. Yeah."},"content":{"rendered":"<style type=\"text\/css\">\n.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }\n.flickr-yourcomment { }\n.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }\n.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; }\n<\/style>\n<div class=\"flickr-frame\">\n\t<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/dashababy\/4288802\/\" title=\"photo sharing\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/3\/4288802_0da9c5a808.jpg\" class=\"flickr-photo\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<br \/>\n\t<span class=\"flickr-caption\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/dashababy\/4288802\/\">Kristine Louise Seguin 1978<\/a>, originally uploaded by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/people\/dashababy\/\">dashababy<\/a>.<\/span>\n<\/div>\n<p class=\"flickr-yourcomment\">\n\tI think when I go to the doctor on Wednesday and tell him, &#8220;I&#8217;m quitting smoking and going on a diet.&#8221; I am going to hold up this picture and say, &#8220;I want to get back to this weight.  So, hook a sister up. If I keep this shit up I am going to jack my hair to Jesus and get fake boobs.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Out of the question?<\/p>\n<p>Look how cute of a face I had before.  Before meaning, before I spit out 3 kids and  consumed more junk food than 17 teenagers on a all night binger that lasted 14 years.<\/p>\n<p>I wanna shoop, baby.  <br \/>\nWhen was the last time you heard that song?  Go download it. You CAN NOT be in a bad mood after you listen to that song.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I wanna thank your momma for butt like that!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>*giggle*  God, I just love this time of night. No awake kids. No bickering. No one coming into my room taking stuff and bugging me.<br \/>\nShaun&#8217;s asleep and I can put on my head phones and silently sing, &#8220;You&#8217;re so vain&#8221; to him and he doesn&#8217;t roll his eyes at me.<br \/>\nI can listen to salt and pepa and do the bed dance (where you&#8217;re stationed in one spot, but your upper body is clubbin)<\/p>\n<p>OH MY GOD. Play that funky music white boy just came on my MP3 player.  <\/p>\n<p>Why can&#8217;t I be this happy around 3 pm?  <\/p>\n<p>Insomnia mystery SOLVED.  This is the best time of the night. Who in their right minds would want to sleep during this ever so precious time?<\/p>\n<p>\nMost say he&#8217;s mellow quite a nice fellow met three tee at a rhyme at<br \/>\nacopello, they had the rythum i had the rhyme, so then i hit it out<br \/>\none more time, it worked out they worked it in<br \/>\nTony Toni Tone has done it again!<br \/>\nIt feels good, Yeah.<br \/>\n(if you&#8217;re not old enough to know where that last paragraph came from and you can&#8217;t sing it, you&#8217;re too young. Quit reading my blog. You&#8217;re bound to read something about tea bags and detachable penises if you keep it up!)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Got me working day and night&#8221; is now on.  How do I not jump up on the bed and start break dancing?<\/p>\n<p>My life right now&#8230;.yeah, it&#8217;s good.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kristine Louise Seguin 1978, originally uploaded by dashababy. I think when I go to the doctor on Wednesday and tell him, &#8220;I&#8217;m quitting smoking and going on a diet.&#8221; I am going to hold up this picture and say, &#8220;I want to get back to this weight. So, hook a sister up. If I keep this shit up I am going to jack my hair to Jesus and get fake boobs.&#8221; Out of the question? Look how cute of a face I had before. Before meaning, before I spit out 3 kids and consumed more junk food than 17 teenagers on a all night binger that lasted 14 years. I wanna shoop, baby. When was the last time you heard that song? Go download it. You CAN NOT be in a bad mood after you listen to that song. &#8220;I wanna thank your momma for butt like that!&#8221; *giggle* God, I just love this time of night. No awake kids. No bickering. No one coming into my room taking stuff and bugging me. Shaun&#8217;s asleep and I can put on my head phones and silently sing, &#8220;You&#8217;re so vain&#8221; to him and he doesn&#8217;t roll his eyes at me. I can listen to salt and pepa and do the bed dance (where you&#8217;re stationed in one spot, but your upper body is clubbin) OH MY GOD. Play that funky music white boy just came on my MP3 player. Why can&#8217;t I be this happy around 3 pm? Insomnia mystery SOLVED. This is the best time of the night. Who in their right minds would want to sleep during this ever so precious time? Most say he&#8217;s mellow quite a nice fellow met three tee at a rhyme at acopello, they had the rythum i had the rhyme, so then i hit it out one more time, it worked out they worked it in Tony Toni Tone has done it again! It feels good, Yeah. (if you&#8217;re not old enough to know where that last paragraph came from and you can&#8217;t sing it, you&#8217;re too young. Quit reading my blog. You&#8217;re bound to read something about tea bags and detachable penises if you keep it up!) &#8220;Got me working day and night&#8221; is now on. How do I not jump up on the bed and start break dancing? My life right now&#8230;.yeah, it&#8217;s good.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1607","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1607","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1607"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1607\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1607"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1607"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1607"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}