{"id":1602,"date":"2008-02-28T01:19:33","date_gmt":"2008-02-28T08:19:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1602"},"modified":"2008-02-28T01:19:33","modified_gmt":"2008-02-28T08:19:33","slug":"because-twitter-only-allows-140-characters-and-no-pictures","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1602","title":{"rendered":"Because Twitter only allows 140 characters and no pictures…"},"content":{"rendered":"

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My tooth exploded.\u00a0 Okay, it just FEELS like my tooth exploded.\u00a0 I was trying to get something dislodged from that little cavity in my tooth that I have been ignoring and pretending wasn’t as bad as it was.\u00a0 When I did that whole sucking and pushing air around, ZAP…the nerve went from ‘snoozing’ to HELLO, I AM RAW AND THROBBING!
\nI guess it’s time to call the dentist.<\/p>\n

I found our wedding disc today. I lovely went through all 600 plus pictures.\u00a0 This one was one of my favorites that I didn’t post with the original set.\u00a0 He was laughing at me for some reason or another.\u00a0 Ahh, back when he use to think I was funny.
\nYeah, back when I was funny.<\/p>\n

I went through my blogroll. I deleted a bunch of people that I had no idea who they were. As I was going through my Sage feed, I realized…who are these people?<\/p>\n

So tell me..who are you? How old are you? When is your birthday? kids?\u00a0 dogs?\u00a0 cats? Ex’s? what do you have to say to me?<\/p>\n

It’s Thursday right?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

My tooth exploded.\u00a0 Okay, it just FEELS like my tooth exploded.\u00a0 I was trying to get something dislodged from that little cavity in my tooth that I have been ignoring and pretending wasn’t as bad as it was.\u00a0 When I did that whole sucking and pushing air around, ZAP…the nerve went from ‘snoozing’ to HELLO, I AM RAW AND THROBBING! I guess it’s time to call the dentist. I found our wedding disc today. I lovely went through all 600 plus pictures.\u00a0 This one was one of my favorites that I didn’t post with the original set.\u00a0 He was laughing at me for some reason or another.\u00a0 Ahh, back when he use to think I was funny. Yeah, back when I was funny. I went through my blogroll. I deleted a bunch of people that I had no idea who they were. As I was going through my Sage feed, I realized…who are these people? So tell me..who are you? How old are you? When is your birthday? kids?\u00a0 dogs?\u00a0 cats? Ex’s? what do you have to say to me? It’s Thursday right?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1602","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1602","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1602"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1602\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1602"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1602"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1602"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}