{"id":1597,"date":"2008-02-21T23:08:40","date_gmt":"2008-02-22T06:08:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1597"},"modified":"2008-02-21T23:08:40","modified_gmt":"2008-02-22T06:08:40","slug":"if-i%e2%80%99m-to-be-your-camera-then-who-will-be-your-face","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/?p=1597","title":{"rendered":"If I\u2019m to be your camera, then who will be your face?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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We are not in Kansas anymore, Toto.<\/p>\n

In the past few days, I have been touched by the Electronic Gods.\u00a0 My laptop had been returned to HP three times to have the motherboard replaced.\u00a0 The Gods of HP decided that it was going to get junked and replaced.\u00a0 I got to pick the replacement, WITHIN reason. I had to have the same stats as my old laptop.\u00a0 Yeah, well…I sweet talked my way into a laptop that all but toasts my bread.\u00a0\u00a0 *singing* Shhhhheee’s\u00a0 a beauuuty!
\nNo, it’s not a Mac, but what-ev’.<\/p>\n

And yeah. The tax returnith comith.\u00a0 Shaun’s sporting a new Nikon D300.\u00a0 I say, “Shaun” because he’s been pouting that I have been getting all these fancy new things and he is still on the desktop that is held together with dog hair and Cherry Coke.<\/p>\n

D300 isn’t a point and click like the D70.\u00a0 No no no, my friends. This camera doesn’t have any of those fun ‘presets’. No auto on this thing.
\nMy brain fried after 3 minutes of using it.
\nGuess what I get to do? READ THE DAMN MANUAL.<\/p>\n

This camera is going to challenge the hell out of me.\u00a0 Something I try to avoid, but Alrighty.<\/p>\n

So, name selection for TWO objects.\u00a0 My brand new WHITE laptop (yes, they say once you go black, you can’t go back…I BEG TO DIFFER.)\u00a0 and the Nikon D300.<\/p>\n

What are the suggestions?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

We are not in Kansas anymore, Toto. In the past few days, I have been touched by the Electronic Gods.\u00a0 My laptop had been returned to HP three times to have the motherboard replaced.\u00a0 The Gods of HP decided that it was going to get junked and replaced.\u00a0 I got to pick the replacement, WITHIN reason. I had to have the same stats as my old laptop.\u00a0 Yeah, well…I sweet talked my way into a laptop that all but toasts my bread.\u00a0\u00a0 *singing* Shhhhheee’s\u00a0 a beauuuty! No, it’s not a Mac, but what-ev’. And yeah. The tax returnith comith.\u00a0 Shaun’s sporting a new Nikon D300.\u00a0 I say, “Shaun” because he’s been pouting that I have been getting all these fancy new things and he is still on the desktop that is held together with dog hair and Cherry Coke. D300 isn’t a point and click like the D70.\u00a0 No no no, my friends. This camera doesn’t have any of those fun ‘presets’. No auto on this thing. My brain fried after 3 minutes of using it. Guess what I get to do? READ THE DAMN MANUAL. This camera is going to challenge the hell out of me.\u00a0 Something I try to avoid, but Alrighty. So, name selection for TWO objects.\u00a0 My brand new WHITE laptop (yes, they say once you go black, you can’t go back…I BEG TO DIFFER.)\u00a0 and the Nikon D300. What are the suggestions?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1597","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1597","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1597"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1597\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1597"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1597"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/randomandodd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1597"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}